The Goat Pen

Everyone knows you're fat, dude. Maybe not DS fat, but whatever. Quit fronting ffs.

I’m built for comfort, not for speed….

I bought a small pack of laffy taffy off Amazon today. Candy prices are terrible on the web, brahs. Most of the deals you pay more than at a gas station.

Halloween candy is quite expensive this year.

I don't understand California - never will

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A California house that recently went on the market for $1.55 million has a lot of perks. It’s within walking distance to a major mall, it’s spacious enough for a family, and it’s located in a safe neighborhood.

But there’s one caveat that might deter potential buyers. As recently as March, the previous owner allegedly used the home’s garage as a methamphetamine lab.

Keller Williams Realty’s listing for the San Jose house notes that the home, which is considered contaminated, still contains the inactive lab. A spokesman for Santa Clara County’s health department said in a statement that nobody can enter the house until it is decontaminated.

The home will be turned over to the buyer in its current state, Keller Williams Realty said on its website.

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A meth lab could be considered a perk...

That's a steal

Cats

-smart, fast, witty
-all time most efficient hunters on planet earth

Dogs

-retarded aspies
-slow
-plodding
-eat cat poo regularly
-can't hunt
-not smart at all
-half of them can fetch a stick


I prefer cats, brah

Homo

Yeah, that’s Liberace-gay…

That's RuPaul with a fist full of crystal meth stuck up Liberace's ass gay...

Dang. Sucks to be you guys.

We're not gay

You say that a lot I noticed.

Just trying to make it clear.

I give away a dresser and mirror today on Facebook Marketplace - mark it as free

all kinds of people message me, one guy is persistent, I figured someone could use it, fine, I don't want to sell something that has a couple of broken drawers and I mention it in the ad.

Dude shows up in a brand new - as in temporary tags, BMW X6 M series. Like that's a 100K car

I really wanted someone to get it who fucking needed it.

BTW, a dresser will fit in the back of a BMW X6 if anyone cares

That's a DS car.

Yeah, he’s gonna need all his extra cash going forward for maintenance on that ride…