The Goat Pen

hedge wrote:If Rat was driving by that sign, he'd get out and take a dump underneath it...

Jungle Rat wrote:Laying in bed reading the paper and looking out at the Atlantic. Ahhhhh.

eCat wrote:not sure how much I related from the Florida trip

I have to work so back when we were planning this thing I tell the wife she can tag along and enjoy the hotel on the beach while I'm doing the work thing, she just needs to understand I am "on" all week and she'll be on her own, so she asks me if her sister can come and I'm OK with that. So then she asks can some friends come along and get a separate room at the same rate we're getting from the hotel.

so I'm fine with that - the trip comes around and we get started. We finally make it down to the hotel and they've set me up kinda nice and I have a bar in my room which is good because we brought a liquor cabinet with us, along with a blender and mixers

Anyways, the first night, her and her group go out - her, her sister, her friend, and her friends daughter who just happens to be the same age as the sister. They proceed to get hammered, and I'm already in for the night by the time they get to the room and I closed down the lobby bar. The room I had - had a bedroom and a living space and a little corner area with a single bed. I told them I'd take the single bed since I would be coming and going at all hours and didn't want to disturb them in the morning so I was in the single. Sorry for the big buildup - nothing really happened other than them being loud and clumsy.

But the next day I come back to the room and the daughter is laying outside my door so hungover she can barely move and no one is answering my door so I let her in. My wife and her sister were out cold in the bedroom.

The following night, the 3 of them decide to go out with the mother saying she can't hang 2 nights in a row. So they go out and the 3 of them get hammered again, except the daughter goes off the deep end - and in a single night gets 2 tattoos and her nose pierced - about gets raped by her uber driver and pretty much pisses herself in some dressing room, and she ends up kissing my wife on the mouth. So the next morning the mom wakes up, sees her daughter with two tats and her nose pierced - so hungover she just lays there and can't remember any of it, packs their shit up and leaves - drives from Fort Lauderdale to Cinci and en route tells my wife they have bolted after they had already pre-paid for this shark dive excursion thing the following day. So my wife got to go shark diving which was cool I guess.

This was a picture she took snorkeling without a cage which I thought was stupid as hell but whatever