The Goat Pen

cornball? yep.

UK fans love it? yep

he actually did this video awhile back when they honored the '96 team and he couldn't be there



I won't create another post so I'm editing this one.

two donors have given $4m to the NIL fund in support of hiring Pope. The AD clearly had some feelers out if there would be support for this hire.

fuck it man, I'm all in. I'm excited

Well, I wanted y’all to hire Pearl. He’s a solid coach and I hate seeing him at Auburn.

aTm wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:59 pm Too bad hes the worst coach in the SEC… sort of joking…

They expected a major drop off at BYU when they moved over to that brutal Big-XII this year. There was no drop-off. Pope is good. Now, not only are they crying in Logan, they are crying in Provo.

A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

I think the only thing Kentucky fans want out of the next coach is what real fans of every team want, nothing but national championships. So if Pope can do that, then they will be happy. For Calipari it was always, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately?

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach

He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach

He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?

he brings those Mormon boys there, they are going to have to put their dick in the freezer every night from getting so much pussy

its gonna be like Randy Quaid in Kingpin

Kentuckys NIL site crashed tonight from too many people trying to hit it

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:33 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach

He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?

he brings those Mormon boys there, they are going to have to put their dick in the freezer every night from getting so much pussy

its gonna be like Randy Quaid in Kingpin

Randy Quaid played an Amish man, not a mormon. He got no pussy. The man who got all the pussy in Kingpin was Bill Murray who "sponsored-a-child-of-a-never-married-young-hot-mom" in every state.

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach

Is there some type of weird ceremony y'all do or
just a bunch mullet wearing dudes chicken necking it to clips of Rupp and Sam Bowie and Ron Mercer?

There shouldn't be any more one-and-done formula at Kentucky. Pope better know transfer portal or he won't win. He might be the right guy for UK

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:33 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:17 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:10 pm
his first year team may all look like that too

I'm taking my daughter to Rupp sunday to experience them introducing a new coach

He is used to coaching 26 year old return missionaries as his team. I think half of his players on his team are married with small children. I wonder if he will adjust to the Kentucky, 18 year old, just out of high school, one-and-done formula? Or Kentucky goes LDS?

he brings those Mormon boys there, they are going to have to put their dick in the freezer every night from getting so much pussy

its gonna be like Randy Quaid in Kingpin

That’s pretty good

UK fans are fucking nuts.

Why is this cracking me up? I'll bet e is there having a blast. I love the UK love train.

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:32 pm A white guy with a crew cut and an extremely white name to boot? Crotch is beyond happy…

But can he beat South Bend Central?

I watched the first bit of the welcome / announcement, and it was easily some of the most cornpone crap I have seen in years. I’m sure the Kentuckians ate it up, but I am glad I am not part of a fanbase that acts like a bunch of rubes getting ready to throw money at the latest televangelist scam artist. I get that such a description doesn’t cover everyone in the fan base, and folks like eCat and Blue have my respect. Still, that was painful shit to watch.

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:04 pm UK fans are fucking nuts.

if you follow the line along the wall, I was under the second light

had a blast.