Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 8:58 am
Well, proximity to the FQ.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 12:27 pm
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:21 pm
I recently got certified to do testing for toxins, they just sent me my certificate, made out to: Brice McLean. Goddamn...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:23 pm
I still call you that
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:26 pm
These toxins, are they your own or are you testing someone else's?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:53 pm
I'm picturing testing grain for fungal or pesticide contamination or something.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:54 pm
Is it hard to go through life with Aspergers, aTm?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:55 pm
I mean, really? Ya think?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:55 pm
I just do what the simulation tells me to do.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:59 pm
Well done.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:06 pm
It is for grain. Can't have those chickens and hogs frothing at the mouf due to bad feed. Actually, you can, b/c they don't live long enough for anything to take hold, unless it was something real bad, like bird flu. We had to get certified b/c we just got on the venders list for Iams, and people care more about their pets than they do about themselves. The last thing you want it a beloved pet dying b/c of bad food. People will go to the mattresses over that shit...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:57 pm
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
A: Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:39 pm
Who has lams for pets...Oh NC, never mind.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:20 pm
What do you mean Iams for pets? I thought pet food was all they made. They are a Proctor and Gamble company and have a facility in NC...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:50 pm
I'm just trying to figure out was he stretching to make a joke about lambs...or is it the other way? I hope it's not the other way.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:14 am
AlabamAlum wrote:Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Banned!!! TWO HOURS!!! GTFO!!!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:49 am
Q - What is a chicken's least favorite day of the week?
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A - Fry day
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A - Fry day
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:55 pm
I stayed in a holiday inn express last night I'll handle this.
Q--Why was the chicken sent down to the minors
A- Too many Balk Balk Balk Balk Balks
Q--Why was the chicken sent down to the minors
A- Too many Balk Balk Balk Balk Balks
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:47 pm
I was going to say b/c he wasn't good enough...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:18 am
Christ.Bklyn wrote:I'm just trying to figure out was he stretching to make a joke about lambs...or is it the other way? I hope it's not the other way.