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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue May 20, 2014 8:58 am

Well, proximity to the FQ.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 27, 2014 12:27 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:21 pm

I recently got certified to do testing for toxins, they just sent me my certificate, made out to: Brice McLean. Goddamn...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:23 pm

I still call you that
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:26 pm

These toxins, are they your own or are you testing someone else's?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:53 pm

I'm picturing testing grain for fungal or pesticide contamination or something.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:54 pm

Is it hard to go through life with Aspergers, aTm?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:55 pm

I mean, really? Ya think?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:55 pm

I just do what the simulation tells me to do.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:59 pm

Well done.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:06 pm

It is for grain. Can't have those chickens and hogs frothing at the mouf due to bad feed. Actually, you can, b/c they don't live long enough for anything to take hold, unless it was something real bad, like bird flu. We had to get certified b/c we just got on the venders list for Iams, and people care more about their pets than they do about themselves. The last thing you want it a beloved pet dying b/c of bad food. People will go to the mattresses over that shit...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:57 pm

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:39 pm

Who has lams for pets...Oh NC, never mind.
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Post by hedge » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:20 pm

What do you mean Iams for pets? I thought pet food was all they made. They are a Proctor and Gamble company and have a facility in NC...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:50 pm

I'm just trying to figure out was he stretching to make a joke about lambs...or is it the other way? I hope it's not the other way.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:14 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by bluetick » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:49 am

Q - What is a chicken's least favorite day of the week?

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A - Fry day
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:55 pm

I stayed in a holiday inn express last night I'll handle this.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:47 pm

I was going to say b/c he wasn't good enough...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:18 am

Bklyn wrote:I'm just trying to figure out was he stretching to make a joke about lambs...or is it the other way? I hope it's not the other way.
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