The Goat Pen

I'm pretty sure those are high school kids, meaning that, technically, any show of tit would be considered kiddie porn. But I'm glad to see the utter lack of concern for such a detail as that...

ah fuck it i'm clickin

I guess I was kinda thinking that a nostalgic trip back to the carefree days of youth might be appreciated in here, but I guess I should've expected "where's the tit??" as the only response...

a nostalgic trip back to the carefree days of youth?

wheres the titties was all I thought about then. I as judge rieinhold in the bathroom all the time

EFZ

I still am Judge Reinhold in the bathroom all the time.

I need to rewatch Zandalee, starring Judge Reinhold. A drama set in NOLA, and I'm in it! (Extra, crowd scene, FQ). I am surprised my movie career didn't take off after that.

It did take off, straight down the toilet...

Correct.

I've become mildly obsessed with this game:

http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/

So whats the highest number you've gotten?

I've gotten 2048 a couple of times, the game stops when you get it to announce that you've "won", but you can keep playing. I got up to 24,000+ one time (points, not number - I've never doubled the 2048 or even close)...

2320 the one time I played it.

It doesn't take long to get the hang of it....

That's probably what you said after the 3rd time you gave head for smack.

I have to admit, that's one of your better quips in awhile, but I'm not sure if it speaks to the quality of the quip or the relative decrepitude of your usual ones...

Suck it Fish Boy.

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Billy says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from Little Billy, decides not to acknowledge what he as said. She simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you Dolores?"

"I want to be Billy's bitch!"

Article about some restaurant in Brooklyn. Read the first 3 paragraphs, then scroll down to the 4th comment (after the article) by Seyo. That guy would fit in nicely in here...

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2014/04/re ... bertas.php

reminds of the kinds of rants Crow would go on, but over something like Aquaman versus The Hawk