The Goat Pen

this is like arguing over what disease you'd rather have

I think I would rather have a mild case of peyronie's disease. Many women reportedly dig the hell out of it. Now, keep in mind, a mild case - don't need it to look like the letter U.

fine line between having mild peyronnies and peyronnies that keeps you from doing anything.

Most women dig 8" tongues on guys that can breathe through their ears

Stu is merely adding soccer to the list of sports he hates. In fact, I think he's covered them all. He literally hates all sports...

Thats cuz he hate black folk

YOU DO TOO! RACIST!

He Hate Me

I do like that soccer, at least the matches I cover, is very predictable in terms of when it will end. about 100 min. for HS games and 110 for college games from start to finish, assuming there's no OT, which usually there isn't.

Plus, it's easy to write about since you can describe the handful of goals to fill up your 20 inches or if there are a lot of goals, then describe a couple then list who had what and fill 'er up with quotes.

it's just boring as hell to stand there and watch unless I'm trying to keep up with shots b/c the HS scorekeeper counts everything near the goal as a shot, like half of them around here do.

AlabamAlum wrote:YOU DO TOO! RACIST!

Is this racist (last 30 seconds are when it kicks into racist territory).

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What about chocolate milk? Bigots.

Didn't heat that bottle. Baby gonna get gas.

Hope Solo looks like Deb Morgan from "Dexter."

much better bod though

usa should be down --getting outplayed

could easily be 3-0 us though

Bklyn wrote:Hope Solo looks like Deb Morgan from "Dexter."

That's who she looks like!!! That was driving me nuts.

Hopefully Japan, cuz the US can't beat Sweden for shit.

Jungle Rat wrote:

Bklyn wrote:Hope Solo looks like Deb Morgan from "Dexter."

That's who she looks like!!! That was driving me nuts.

Me too...it took me 3 days of passively thinking about it. Then it hit me. Definitely a better body, considering Hope's body looks like a grown woman's, as opposed to a gangly 13 years old boy.

Hope Solo is attractive, unfortunately she may be the only one on the team.

Actually, the most depressing was Brasil's national team. I mean, it's a country filled with some of the most beautiful cinnamon-tinted bundas in all of the world and they had no good looking women. None. I watched two games, hoping there would be some Sofia Vergara-esque or Gisele Bundchen-type chick riding the bench. Didn't see anything. So, I even went to a website to look at them with their team headshots. Disappointing.

I hate to trivialize women's sports by focusing on who's hot, but...wait, no I don't. If you want me to consistently follow women's sports, then add some hot chicks into the mix. That's the only reason I watched the Women's Final Four this year. Notre Dame's Skylar Diggins can get it.

TheBigMook wrote:Hope Solo is attractive, unfortunately she may be the only one on the team.

Mitts is still sorta hot.

Alex Morgan?