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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:20 am

this is like arguing over what disease you'd rather have
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:25 am

I think I would rather have a mild case of peyronie's disease. Many women reportedly dig the hell out of it. Now, keep in mind, a mild case - don't need it to look like the letter U.
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Post by crashcourse » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:59 am

fine line between having mild peyronnies and peyronnies that keeps you from doing anything.

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Post by hedge » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:07 pm

Stu is merely adding soccer to the list of sports he hates. In fact, I think he's covered them all. He literally hates all sports...
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Post by TheBigMook » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:57 pm

Thats cuz he hate black folk
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:17 pm

YOU DO TOO! RACIST!
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by TheBigMook » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:32 pm

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Saint » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:14 am

I do like that soccer, at least the matches I cover, is very predictable in terms of when it will end. about 100 min. for HS games and 110 for college games from start to finish, assuming there's no OT, which usually there isn't.

Plus, it's easy to write about since you can describe the handful of goals to fill up your 20 inches or if there are a lot of goals, then describe a couple then list who had what and fill 'er up with quotes.

it's just boring as hell to stand there and watch unless I'm trying to keep up with shots b/c the HS scorekeeper counts everything near the goal as a shot, like half of them around here do.

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Post by TheBigMook » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:37 am

AlabamAlum wrote:YOU DO TOO! RACIST!
Is this racist (last 30 seconds are when it kicks into racist territory).

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Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:24 pm

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:32 pm

Hope Solo looks like Deb Morgan from "Dexter."
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by crashcourse » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:04 pm

much better bod though

usa should be down --getting outplayed

could easily be 3-0 us though

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:53 pm

Bklyn wrote:Hope Solo looks like Deb Morgan from "Dexter."
That's who she looks like!!! That was driving me nuts.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by CAT » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:41 pm

Who is watching or taping this game--USA/France? Japan/Sweden is about to start--still undecided who I want to win in this one.....
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Post by TheBigMook » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:43 pm

Hopefully Japan, cuz the US can't beat Sweden for shit.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:44 pm

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Bklyn wrote:Hope Solo looks like Deb Morgan from "Dexter."
That's who she looks like!!! That was driving me nuts.

Me too...it took me 3 days of passively thinking about it. Then it hit me. Definitely a better body, considering Hope's body looks like a grown woman's, as opposed to a gangly 13 years old boy.
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Post by TheBigMook » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:45 pm

Hope Solo is attractive, unfortunately she may be the only one on the team.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:07 pm

Actually, the most depressing was Brasil's national team. I mean, it's a country filled with some of the most beautiful cinnamon-tinted bundas in all of the world and they had no good looking women. None. I watched two games, hoping there would be some Sofia Vergara-esque or Gisele Bundchen-type chick riding the bench. Didn't see anything. So, I even went to a website to look at them with their team headshots. Disappointing.

I hate to trivialize women's sports by focusing on who's hot, but...wait, no I don't. If you want me to consistently follow women's sports, then add some hot chicks into the mix. That's the only reason I watched the Women's Final Four this year. Notre Dame's Skylar Diggins can get it.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:23 pm

TheBigMook wrote:Hope Solo is attractive, unfortunately she may be the only one on the team.
Mitts is still sorta hot.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by aTm » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:43 pm

Alex Morgan?
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