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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:50 am
by BigRedMan
AA - I'd say hit it. If she is hot, hit it twice.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:19 am
by aTm
If she refuses, fire her.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:00 pm
by Cats rule
sardis wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:She sent me the text! Ive got it saved!

Anyway. I've told her that we need to meet Monday morning. She's worried. Heh.
I wouldn't say anything, but once in a while stare at her in an old man perv kinda way...
the appropriate response after she shows up for monday's meeting:

"i know your game, jezebel...and you can forget it. there ain't gonna be no footsies under the desk, no secret rendevous', and no rabbits in no damn pots, so get your ass back to work and count your lucky stars i'm dealing w/ you instead of turning this matter over to my wife!"

unless you WANT to end up jobless and divorced?

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:17 pm
by eCat
I'd be like

this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:38 pm
by DooKSucks
Who the fuck are you? The Godfather of office fucking at Cincinnati Internet Nerds, Inc.?
eCat wrote:I'd be like

this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:25 pm
by AlabamAlum
BigRedMan wrote:AA - I'd say hit it. If she is hot, hit it twice.
I've been there, done that. Is Talent the only one who knows the details of my divorce? (remarried her a year later...I know, I know....)

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:59 pm
by DooKSucks
You have hinted around at it, but you never really went into detail.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:51 pm
by hedge
Hairston is by far my favorite player on this team, and my favorite Carolina player in awhile. His attitude and aggressiveness remind me of a cross b/w Ty Lawson and T.C. McCants. As a player, he's better than Barnes already...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:30 pm
by eCat
DooKSucks wrote:Who the fuck are you? The Godfather of office fucking at Cincinnati Internet Nerds, Inc.?
eCat wrote:I'd be like

this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.

its all about leverage

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:46 pm
by eCat
Bon Jovi Died? Wtf?

edit: some fuckers are playing a joke

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:55 pm
by AlabamAlum
Damn. Slash died too.


And Justin Beiber. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:04 am
by Jungle Rat
This Bon Jovi shit is funny. Idiots.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:53 am
by hedge
I just went to a website that was advertising a first edition Tropic of Cancer for $30,000 and underneath the price they had "Shipping: $3.50".

Goddamn, man...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:53 am
by hedge

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:37 am
by aTm
Heyman, the gym teacher, had the book all along.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:41 am
by hedge
I don't know if the rest of the article reads like this, but it looks like whoever wrote the section entitled "Addiction" was high on something...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Luft

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:13 am
by AugustWest
It was written by a UNC football players tutor.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:04 pm
by hedge
This place has gone to hell. Not that I'm complaining...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:08 pm
by Jungle Rat
You're just noticing that now?

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:16 pm
by AugustWest
fuck you Bonnies!!!!!!!!