Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
AA - I'd say hit it. If she is hot, hit it twice.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
If she refuses, fire her.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
the appropriate response after she shows up for monday's meeting:sardis wrote:I wouldn't say anything, but once in a while stare at her in an old man perv kinda way...AlabamAlum wrote:She sent me the text! Ive got it saved!
Anyway. I've told her that we need to meet Monday morning. She's worried. Heh.
"i know your game, jezebel...and you can forget it. there ain't gonna be no footsies under the desk, no secret rendevous', and no rabbits in no damn pots, so get your ass back to work and count your lucky stars i'm dealing w/ you instead of turning this matter over to my wife!"
unless you WANT to end up jobless and divorced?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I'd be like
this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.
this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Who the fuck are you? The Godfather of office fucking at Cincinnati Internet Nerds, Inc.?
eCat wrote:I'd be like
this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I've been there, done that. Is Talent the only one who knows the details of my divorce? (remarried her a year later...I know, I know....)BigRedMan wrote:AA - I'd say hit it. If she is hot, hit it twice.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
You have hinted around at it, but you never really went into detail.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Hairston is by far my favorite player on this team, and my favorite Carolina player in awhile. His attitude and aggressiveness remind me of a cross b/w Ty Lawson and T.C. McCants. As a player, he's better than Barnes already...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
DooKSucks wrote:Who the fuck are you? The Godfather of office fucking at Cincinnati Internet Nerds, Inc.?
eCat wrote:I'd be like
this is going to be our little secret, but one day, I may want to follow thru on your offer and when that day comes you should be prepared to deliver.
its all about leverage
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Bon Jovi Died? Wtf?
edit: some fuckers are playing a joke
edit: some fuckers are playing a joke
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Damn. Slash died too.
And Justin Beiber. Yeah, that's the ticket.
And Justin Beiber. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
This Bon Jovi shit is funny. Idiots.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I just went to a website that was advertising a first edition Tropic of Cancer for $30,000 and underneath the price they had "Shipping: $3.50".
Goddamn, man...
Goddamn, man...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Heyman, the gym teacher, had the book all along.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I don't know if the rest of the article reads like this, but it looks like whoever wrote the section entitled "Addiction" was high on something...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Luft
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Luft
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It was written by a UNC football players tutor.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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This place has gone to hell. Not that I'm complaining...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
You're just noticing that now?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
fuck you Bonnies!!!!!!!!
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.