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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:39 am
by hedge
Happy birthday to me, bitches!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:48 am
by eCat
have a good one
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 9:20 am
by DooKSucks
Happy Birthday. Is it 57 or 58?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 9:35 am
by Jungle Rat
Happy Birthday Lute Olson!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 10:55 am
by hedge
"Happy Birthday. Is it 57 or 58?"
58. My mom used to tell us that she was 29 on her birthday every year, I don't remember how old I was when I figured out that "she said that last year," but whatever, for some reason, 30 must've seemed old to her and her generation. I didn't think twice about it when I turned 30, 40 or even 50, but I will admit that for some reason, 60 definitely seems like you're going into "OK, you really are getting older now" territory. I guess it's better to feel that way about 60 instead of 30, and I'm sure I'm really not going to feel any different when I turn 60, but it does seem like a line will be crossed on that day...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:07 am
by Jungle Rat
Considering the damage you've done to your body, old set in when you were 50. You ain't seeing 70.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:13 am
by hedge
You don't age when you're doing smack. You might die, but you don't age. You're in a state of suspended animation...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:47 pm
by eCat
just a follow up even if I'm the only one fixated on it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rwear.html
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 2:39 pm
by Dave23
My wife just hit 60 a few weeks ago…still not sure how I feel about being married to an old woman…
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 3:41 pm
by eCat
or boning one!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:01 pm
by Tree
I just took a pic of my dick and emailed over to the pc so I could edit a little and gonna send to a new chick I just met on POF. Life is good, brahs.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:10 pm
by Tree
Pro tip. Turn warmth up and tint down.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:22 pm
by Jungle Rat
What was the zoom set at?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 8:01 pm
by DooKSucks
Tree wrote: ↑Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:01 pm
I just took a pic of my dick and emailed over to the pc so I could edit a little and gonna send to a new chick I just met on POF. Life is good, brahs.
POF? That’s still a thing? There’s no way she has all of her teeth.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:20 am
by Jungle Rat
Plenty of Fat
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:55 am
by hedge
what's POF?
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2023 9:52 am
by eCat
never heard of it until I googled it.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2023 10:56 am
by Dave23
Never heard of it, don’t care enough to google it…
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2023 3:47 pm
by Tree
It's basically Tinder with slightly less STDs.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:37 am
by eCat
aside from having the best death stare of even human being since Vlad the Impaler, Frank Martin seems like a pretty good guy