The Goat Pen

Well, I ended up taking a cab on the way back because of it being so early in the morning on a weekend. The cab fare was actually pretty reasonable. I ubered that first night, and now realize that uber isn't cheaper everywhere.

Rat should start a taxi service called Boober...

Drivers with nice boobs. Great idea.

he'd start one called dooder

where the driver shits his pants because he never leaves the car

Guarantee they get back together...

http://www.wfla.com/story/28984148/high ... izza-order

"“I don't know if I ever would have thought of it. I mean it's just something that she did so naturally. The boyfriend never knew about it until he saw us coming around the corner,” Ludden said.

The victims are safe.

“It's moments like these in law enforcement that you get to help people actually that makes you feel good,” Ludden said."

As opposed to those moments in law enforcement when you help someone and feel bad about it?

A man was kidnapped at gunpoint and raped by three women who collected his semen in a cool box and stealing it before abandoning their victim - and the method is part of a growing trend.

The 33-year-old man gave the women directions when they pulled up in a black BMW. Suddenly, one of the women armed with a gun got out and forced him into the back of the car at gunpoint.

The man was picked up in the Kwazakhele township, Port Elizabeth, and dropped off later, 500km away

They then raped the man repeatedly and collected his semen in plastic bags, placing them in a cooler box.

The man was then kicked out of the car, 500 km away from where they picked him up in the Kwazakhele township, Port Elizabeth, and made off with the stolen sperm.

The exact same method is being used by women in Gauteng, who are also forcing men to drink from a bottle and stealing their semen but no arrests have been made.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3ZSg0ND42

in other news, thousands of men are roaming the streets of Kwazakhele township today looking for a black BMW

I have no idea what to make of that story.

Maybe they are targeting a certain type of guy that is not easily found in the area...and not prone to toss some freebies inside of a broad in the natural way (you know, alcohol and drugs, 3am and a unisex bathroom in a dive bar).

With eCat, I would think it would take more than a gun to the head. They would have to also play an anal midget porn flick on their iphones.

yea the story kind of left out why he was targeted when I can't imagine getting sperm from a guy is much of a challenge for 3 women.

He must have green eyes or something.

I can just see that conversation " we're going to take your pants off, and jerk you off multiple times, don't fight us on this and you won't get hurt"

and the guys is like "ok, ok, just take what you need...at least 4 times..... and then leave..oh and you should really kiss each other while you do this just to show me you mean me no harm"

Yeah why kidnap unless the women look like Rosanne Barr and John Goodman put together but with less teeth.

Shit, If they were even semi attractive, I would give them enough to shampoo a buffalo with. No need for all that violence.

BigRedMan wrote:Yeah why kidnap unless the women look like Rosanne Barr and John Goodman put together but with less teeth.

That's right in DS's wheelhouse....

I've been to Dallas maybe 20 times in the last decade and I finally went down to Dealey Plaza. Its about a mile from where I am

eerie

eCat wrote:I've been to Dallas maybe 20 times in the last decade and I finally went down to Dealey Plaza. Its about a mile from where I am

Did a deal go down in Dealey?

Dallas has a very high number of people begging for money. Not sure why.

Don't you know how much Cowboys tickets cost?

Heh

Got attacked by a dog tonight. Spent the last 4 hours in e.r getting stitches in places men don't want needles to be near.....fucking dog