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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 13, 2022 9:19 pm

Beautiful. He's just smashing in his facemask all night long.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 14, 2022 9:23 am

was watching TV Saturday night and heard a gun go off in my neighborhood, my wife had just let the dogs out so I told her to get them back in ASAP.

Turns out the local donut shop blew up

the owner is very popular with the locals. Unfortunately he was relocated from the back to the front during this event and now is in the hospital with serious burns.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 14, 2022 9:37 am

Meth
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 14, 2022 10:20 am

"Turns out the local donut shop blew up"

That's a sentence you don't hear everyday...
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 14, 2022 10:21 am

"Meth"

No wonder people couldn't get enough of those donuts...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 14, 2022 5:01 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 10:21 am "Meth"

No wonder people couldn't get enough of those donuts...
powered meth covered donuts

hmmmmmm.... (maybe I need to open a donut shop in Appalachia?)
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Mar 14, 2022 6:23 pm

You’re 10-15 years too late. There are always a few crystal fiends around since the meth explosion, but you need oxy and heroin for that icing and sprinkle topping now and maybe some benzos in a pinch.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 14, 2022 9:07 pm

speaking of heroin

in 90 days Ohio is a Constitutional Carry state.

Thank you MAGA
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 14, 2022 9:21 pm

What does that mean?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 15, 2022 2:59 am

essentially no CCW required to carry a gun although it can vary a bit

23 states now have it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 15, 2022 6:42 am

What's that got to do with heroin??
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 15, 2022 8:44 am

I would bet that's a big driver in people demanding the right to carry without a permit

In other news, Amazon is moving 1800 people from downtown Seattle because its too dangerous for them to work there.

I'm guessing they'll be moving them to a red state soon, probably one that has constitutional carry
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by sardis » Thu Apr 07, 2022 4:33 pm

Incredible what Tiger Woods is doing. He's the bionic man.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Apr 07, 2022 5:23 pm

Hope he makes the cut
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Apr 29, 2022 12:01 pm

Boris Becker goes to prison. Don't ask me why because I don't know. Probably rich people stuff.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 06, 2022 7:01 pm

We got gators chasing people around my neighborhood today. Funny times.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 07, 2022 10:36 am

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 7:01 pm We got gators chasing people around my neighborhood today. Funny times.
Nature is engaging in natural selection by eliminating Ohioans. Sounds like a great day to me!
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 07, 2022 11:26 am

They weren't chasing me. They know better.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Dave23 » Tue Jun 07, 2022 3:53 pm

It’s the ham smell…
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 07, 2022 3:59 pm

Heh
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