The Goat Pen

You never see Trumpiots complaining about "no shirt, no shoes, no service." That's just good policy. Keep the rabble out. But when Twitter does the same thing with the biggest piece of shit rabble in recent history? They squall like scalded cats. Music to my ears...

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:23 pm You never see Trumpiots complaining about "no shirt, no shoes, no service." That's just good policy. Keep the rabble out. But when Twitter does the same thing with the biggest piece of shit rabble in recent history? They squall like scalded cats. Music to my ears...

What’s happened to you.

Nothing, I've been the same since I was 5 years old..

This article captures the absurdity of the whole thing. It was like a cosplay comicon convention gone wild.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/07/styl ... ctics.html

They came dressed for chaos. They came in red, white and blue face paint and star-spangled superhero outfits, in flag capes (American, yes, but also Confederate and Trumpian) and flag jackets and Trump bobble hats. One man came as a patriotic duck; another as a bald eagle; another as a cross between a knight-errant and Captain America; another as Abraham Lincoln. They came in all sorts of camouflage, in animal pelts and flak jackets, in tactical gear and even a sphagnum-covered ghillie suit.

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As the writer Ben Sixsmith tweeted: “It’s like the Storming of the Bastille as recreated by the cast of National Lampoon’s Animal House. These photos will outlive us all.”

It was as if normal dress — jeans, T-shirts, sweaters, puffers — couldn’t contain the extremity of the outburst. It needed to be expressed in out-there clothing, clothing that demanded attention, clothing you couldn’t ignore, clothing that refused to play by the rules because the whole point it was telegraphing (the point the president was making) was that the rules couldn’t be trusted; instead they needed to be shredded, torqued into some sort of fantasy he-man form.

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:36 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:33 pm The bigger mistake was ever taking them seriously. They will fade like a fart in the wind, and, as everyone universally thinks in that situation: Good riddance...

yea, Jan 6 showed they were big on fading in the wind

That is fucking laughable but not unexpected from you.

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:08 pm "yea, Jan 6 showed they were big on fading in the wind"

That was the last pop of Trump's 4 year fart. Once their god and idol is gone in 10 days, they'll be gone too. He'll be sitting in Mar-a-Lago, not giving a fuck about them (not that he ever did) and they go back to their trailers and find something else on TV to devote their lives to...

He can't live in Mar-a-Lago

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:42 pm Nothing, I've been the same since I was 5 years old..

you haven't been the same in the last 5 years

look I don't put any stock in some asshat running around with buffalo horns and viking tattoos.

but this isn't going away



Trump will fade away -as he should, but the Republican party will never be the same, In 2 years when people are fed up with Biden's idiocy, the Repubs will take back the Senate if there are enough seats up for re-election, maybe the house and it won't be Mitch McConnel GOP guys that get voted in.

Biden wilil jump in feet first with gun control, tax increases and social justice - and once people realize that Trump isn't in the picture any more they will turn on Biden and the democrats. They didn't want Trump, Biden's mistake will be thinking they wanted him. Maybe Rand Paul will position himself as a guy between the aisle that applies common sense , maybe it will be Ted Cruz or even Dan Crenshaw. But I'm certain that Biden will wear thin very quickly.

eCat wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:48 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:42 pm Nothing, I've been the same since I was 5 years old..

you haven't been the same in the last 5 years

Neither has America

I think ecat is using Meth.

Have you ever been to DC? I lived there for a few years, spent plenty of time in the exact vicinity of that photo you posted, that is not a very big crowd. Look at the back of the crowd, there is tons of open space. The distance from the back of the White House to the Washington monument is not that far and they are clearly not even close to the momument. The photo, like everything else concerning Trump, has been cropped to make the crowd look bigger than it is. That's about as many people as at a Grateful Dead concert at any regional amphitheater. I would be just as correct posting a photo from any of hundreds of such medium sized concerts and captioning it with "we're not going anywhere." In this case it would be a Journey concert and the crowd would be singing along to "Don't stop believin', hold on to that fee-A-lin'!!" Ooooo, scary, huh? Um, not really. Actually, not at all.

That's about 30K people at best, amongst them me and Stu's literally insane jobless jesus freak friend Will Rand who is even more giddy (and for the same reasons, evidently) as you are about the size of that crowd and the ensuing sacking of the Capitol, which our friend Will Rand actually took part in, while you, meanwhile, are sitting in the comfort of wherever you are posting about it and informing us that "this isn't going away," but evidently you didn't have either the time or inclination to join them yourself, so excuse me if I don't take too seriously your proclamations about what "this" is that "isn't going away" even means, b/c you didn't even give enough of a fuck yourself to actually go there (you, who will drive to Florida to deliver an office memo).

And you know what one of the big reasons you didn't go is? Because you've got a fucking job and a real life. Our friend Will Rand is a literal lunatic and I guaran-goddamn-tee you that a very sizable portion of that crowd you posted are too. Who paints their face red and blue and puts on a buffalo headdress and breaks into the Capitol?? You really think that dude isn't going anywhere? Um yeah, he's going to jail. And most of the others? Yeah they are going to go somewhere too, back to their fucking paranoid jesus freak holes and shut the fuck up (except on the internet) b/c they don't have jobs or money or anything else. And yes, I am and will continue to marginalize these white male (for the most part) idiotic fucks, like I have my whole life, not just the past 5 years, but it's only been in the past 5 years that these loser faggots have felt emboldened enough to crawl out of their miserable holes that they call life and annoy the fuck out of me and everybody else that I've had to tell them to shut the fuck up, which they are definitely going to do as soon as the retarded god-baby that they chose to lead them is gone forever (and will die in prison, guaranteed) and they will go back to talking about jesus or football or Daincin' with the Stars, or whatever other shiny trinket mesmerizes their retard minds for the moment and we won't have to watch them drooling in public, like Crotch and Prof. Speaking of Crotch and Prof, are they not going anywhere either?? Seems to me like they packed up their shit months ago, like they all will, but what you're seeing now in that little picture you shared is the last hardcore dregs who just blew their load, coaxed by Trump whose voice acts on them like a porno movie, and left the last and permanent cum stain on Trump's legacy by sacking the Capitol. Yeah, that's something to be real proud of. Yeah, these asswipes are definitely "going somewhere," plenty of them will be going to prison for a long time, fucking idiots were all caught on video, from multiple angles, goddamn could they be any fucking dumber? Goddamn fucking idiots. That guy sitting in Pelosi's office with his feet up on her desk? Hey genius, you're going to prison, for many years. Bye-bye Buffalo Bill. I doubt they're going to let you wear that headdress in prison you fucking loser. Many of the rest them also.

So yeah, to rebut your point, these people are going somewhere, to fucking prison, where they belong. As for the rest of them, like Crotch and Prof, they spent the last 4 years crowing and walking around with like banty roosters, now we haven't seen them in months, where did they go? Who knows and who cares, all I know is, they're gone, just like every other bully whose time is over and who got punched in the nose, they just disappear, just like Trump is fixin to do and all of his followers. So comfort yourself, if you must, that you're part of some larger transcendental "movement" but you're not. The people in that picture, the ones who don't have jobs so they had the time and inclination and will to actually show up and sack the goddamn Capitol building of the United States (an action you seem rather nonchalant about), they are fucking losers and lunatics. If that's a movement, it's a bowel movement, and the sound you're hearing now is the sound of them being flushed into the sewer of history. Yeah, they're not only going somewhere, they're already gone. Good fucking riddance...

And then you suggest that maybe Ted Cruz will the be the person to come out of all of this as the next face of the republican party?? Fucking Ted Cruz, who Trump called his wife ugly in public and accused his father of killing JFK and the guy still has his lips sewed to Trump's asshole like the human centipede? Ted Cruz, who is universally hated in the Senate, even by his GOP colleagues? Um, no. This guy grew a chinstrap beard in middle age, which I guess is OK as a whim, but he's kept it. Somebody told him it looked good and he believed them. That alone is disqualifying for any position of authority or even seriousness. And, although this may seem a minor point to you in comparison to the aforementioned chinstrap beard (although I suspect the chinstrap beard isn't really a deal-breaker for you), he is almost as responsible for the sacking of the Capitol as Trump is. He lent his tainted and tarnished name to the senatorial "objections" to the free and fair and certified election that took place in November, he is a fucking traitor who would willingly overturn an election in order to remain aligned with what he perceives as power. Well, he misperceived, badly. The only person looking worse in this whole fiasco besides Josh Hawley and the buffalo headdress guy is Ted Cruz. And yet you're already predicting that he's going to be the phoenix that rises from the ashes of Trump's dumpster fire?? Goddamn, maybe this really isn't going anywhere...

I think it was a beautiful spreader event.

POLL: 45% of republicans approve of Capitol siege, 43% disapprove

Probably the same here.

From the stupid ass article that Toe linked:

"Trumpism is rooted in a rejection of the elitism, idolatry, and secularism pervasive in modern American culture."

First of all, that fat fucking dumbass Whitlock doesn't have a job or a career without the elite athletes he has spent his whole miserable adult life writing about. The are the definition of "elites" and he has made a career of sucking their cocks and writing about their exploits on the various fields of competition they engage on. As far as idolatry, Trump supporters have not only defined it, but have added no brief appendix to the long catalog of examples that have tormented the history of human existence. And secularism? I doubt he even knows what that means, but secularism is the only reason this country exists at all. The separation of church and state (and therefor cultural life) has been the greatest achievement of the American experiment. For this fat stupid fuck to throw "secularism" out there as if it's something bad tells you everything you need to know about him.

"In September 1620 — four hundred years ago — 102 passengers boarded the Mayflower, fleeing southern England and the elitist society constructed there. They were the original Trumpers, the dregs of European society in search of freedom of religion and expression."

Well, he got one thing right: Dregs. The fucking dregs. Amen...

I guess Toe did make it to DC the other day. Yes, everyone is laughing. Everyone that matters, I mean...

Ecat is standing behind him.

I got banned for 3 days from Facebook today for posting a pic of the Wilson volleyball from the Hanks movie calling Russell Wilson a pussy.

Bullying

BAHAHAHA!

Harris takes over in 2 years. Mark it down.