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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:04 pm

hedge wrote:Or was it Spacer's mom who lived thru Katrina? It was either that or else eCat offered to give her a ride somewhere when they were both going to be in Nawlins at the same time. Hard to decide which would've been the greater disaster...
MIL and FIL. My wife's GM had to leave and died a year 1/2 later, not able to return home.

Went to be with my father last weekend, age 85. He recently got dentures and doesn't like them. It's the first time he looked old to me My mother went with my brother to Spain and Portugal, a trip delayed from last year when they found cancer. I haven't told the family yet that the chemo that she is receiving isn't working and that it'll need to change.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:10 pm

I thought Rat was in prison in '99

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:28 pm

"I lost a house to a tornado in 99. How soon you fuckers forget."

Nobody cries when fatty dies...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:17 pm

Owlman wrote:
hedge wrote:Or was it Spacer's mom who lived thru Katrina? It was either that or else eCat offered to give her a ride somewhere when they were both going to be in Nawlins at the same time. Hard to decide which would've been the greater disaster...
MIL and FIL. My wife's GM had to leave and died a year 1/2 later, not able to return home.

Went to be with my father last weekend, age 85. He recently got dentures and doesn't like them. It's the first time he looked old to me My mother went with my brother to Spain and Portugal, a trip delayed from last year when they found cancer. I haven't told the family yet that the chemo that she is receiving isn't working and that it'll need to change.

I'm sorry to hear that Spacer. Mom's cancer is in remission but it has taken a toll on her. She had hip replacement surgery about 9 year ago and it was rough on her and she needs it again but won't do it , so that limits her mobility. She has a lift chair. Because I have stairs and no first floor bathroom she's all but done coming to visit me unless I spring to get a stair lift installed. I might do it - hell, I might use it for that matter - I already have to carry my 15 year old dog up the stairs at night because his hips are shot too. Damn dog has to be by my side 24/7 when I'm in the house and I hate to see him want to be with us and can't do it.

Anyways, I took mom on a cruise a couple of years ago and my sister is taking her to Acadia this summer so I think the kids know time is limited. She'll be 79 this year. Everyone in my family lives to be in the 80's at least but our bodies wear out when we're 70. Its a cruel joke by genetics.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:17 pm

sardis wrote:I thought Rat was in prison in '99

sounds like 99 was a year Rat would rather forget....or tries to remember depending on how you look at it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:20 am

04 is the year I'd rather forget along with 06.

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:13 am

Fran sent a huge tree onto our roof in '99, but the rafters held. The water damage essentially destroyed half of the house though. Fuck almighty. That was some shit. I am never going to own a home with less than three and a half baths. We were splitting one bathroom during the reconstruction/remodeling.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:19 am

I found a live lobster walking in my yard. He was tasty.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:56 pm

"04 is the year I'd rather forget along with 06."

Coincidentally, I think 04 is the year you met me...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:37 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:23 pm


yea Bob, shit man..$50!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:31 am

Probably 04 Hedge. By 06 I wasnt living up there unless you count county jail or Bluecats basement.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by SnoodGator » Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:41 am

Not meaning to play Can you Top This, but my home was destroyed in the '94 Northridge Earthquake. Had to scrape it away and was out for 19 months while we dug a new foundation and built a new home.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:45 am

That doesn't top Rat meeting me in 2004...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:22 am

Dont kid yourself.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:18 pm

I meant in terms of devastation...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:26 pm

Why? Because your girl kept asking me to take her out back?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:14 pm

I meant devastation for you...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:16 pm

Surprised E didn't think of this first.

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