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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by 10ac » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:06 pm

I rear ended a guy on the way to the airport one day. I get out to exchange info when out of the other car jumps the driver, a midget. you could tell he's pissed. he starts waving his arms and tells me "I'm not happy!" I said "oh yeah? Which one are you?
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:53 pm

DS just needs to come out of the closet and end this charade.

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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:12 am

If you don't count Rat...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:00 am

I work with a sexy assed midget. It's a little confusing to me, sexually. Not into the midget thing, but I enjoy sexy. She could turn DS...if she threw on a good 20 lbs...I bet.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:01 am

much props to anyone that could do a midget (except another midget).

I mean, I don't find them repulsive or anything - just awkward
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:06 am

Pure physics and physiology tells me that it wouldn't work too well for me. An 8 oz cup can't hold a 20 oz soda.
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:14 am

hmm...I guess my dick would seem really big to one of them

perhaps I haven't thought this out.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:41 am

LOL
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:45 am

I love midgets. I am nuts over them.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:36 am

remember this ad?

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dude has been hacked 13 times and ordered to pay $12m for false advertising
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Post by sardis » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:44 am

I guess it would depend on how much he made off that ad to determine whether it was worth it.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:10 pm

I forgot who it was on here asking about bitcoin as an investment vehicle, but I hope they listened to me about it not being wise. That short term arb opportunity is over.

http://ftalphaville.ft.com/2015/01/13/2 ... f-bitcoin/
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:35 am

Too late, I lost everything on your advice...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:37 am

Heh, I offer no advice here. I state so plainly on my Twitter profile and in accordance with my firm's social media policy.

I'm blaming Sardis.
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Post by sardis » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:22 am

Shoot, I couldn't even figure out how to buy bitcoins.

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Post by hedge » Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:56 am

I did tell Logan to short march soybeans last Friday, he bought a couple of puts (20 lot I think), mainly b/c he wanted to have something to hold over me if they went up, but march beans are down about 60 cents since Friday's close. I will be able to milk this for years...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:28 am

I know this is geek over the top but I thought I'd FYI for anyone interested - from the Windows Blog.........

Today was a monumental day for us on the Windows team because we shared our desire to redefine the relationship we have with you – our customers. We announced that a free upgrade for Windows 10 will be made available to customers running Windows 7, Windows 8.1, and Windows Phone 8.1 who upgrade in the first year after launch.*

This is more than a one-time upgrade: once a Windows device is upgraded to Windows 10, we will continue to keep it current for the supported lifetime of the device – at no cost. With Windows 10, the experience will evolve and get even better over time. We’ll deliver new features when they’re ready, not waiting for the next major release. We think of Windows as a Service – in fact, one could reasonably think of Windows in the next couple of years as one of the largest Internet services on the planet.

And just like any Internet service, the idea of asking “What version are you on?” will cease to make sense – which is great news for our Windows developers. With universal Windows apps that work across the entire device family, developers can build one app that targets the broadest range of devices – including the PC, tablet, phone, Xbox, the Internet of Things, and more.
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Post by aTm » Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:12 am

Translation: I guess we are a device company now like Apple.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:30 am

LOL. E.F.Z.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:37 pm

so should I upgrade my 7-yr-old son's Lenova laptop running Windows 7 or just wait for everything to work properly in 2-3 years before moving up?

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