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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:41 pm

I'm gonna have to bring in CSI Miami to help me sort that last post out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:58 pm

Where the hell is your decoder ring?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:09 pm

Jesus, just have aTm send you his copy

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:32 pm

Fortunately, Adobe Photoshop came already installed on my laptop. Just wish I knew how to use it.. Paint Shop Pro was a piece of cake. Photoshop is another story.

...... and another great feature that came already installed was Trend lifetime antivirus... I clicked on the info tab and it said it expired in 2042... which should be about the same time I do.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:14 pm

There's a tutorial online, usually at Youtube, for just about anything you want to do on Photoshop.

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Post by crotch » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:42 pm

Saint wrote:There's a tutorial online, usually at Youtube, for just about anything you want to do on Photoshop.

Yeah, I've just spent about an hour looking at some of those tutorials... my mind is totally messed up... can now relate to Goldie. About the only way I could understand Photoshop is to take a class on Photoshopping or have someone sit down with me and instruct step by step on how to use all the gadgets. Way too much info for this old geezer to comprehend. If I was 10 years old again, it would be a piece of cake. :D

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Post by Saint » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:22 pm

That's the problem, you don't need to know how to use all the gadgets. I doubt anyone knows how to use all the gadgets and there's no need to for someone in your shoes. Just focus on what you want to learn and keep it at that. Even when you learn something new on PS, you probably won't retain it unless you do it every day.

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Post by crotch » Fri Feb 21, 2014 3:39 pm

Saint wrote:That's the problem, you don't need to know how to use all the gadgets. I doubt anyone knows how to use all the gadgets and there's no need to for someone in your shoes. Just focus on what you want to learn and keep it at that. Even when you learn something new on PS, you probably won't retain it unless you do it every day.
..but the problem I have is sometimes I'm OC and want ALL the info knowledge at my fingertips to use... :D Really bugs me when there's a gadget I can't figure out. Guess I'll just have to settle for cutting and pasting for now... that I can do. Either that or purchase Paint Shop Pro.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:00 pm

I just can't learn something for the sake of learning it. I have to have the need first.

I wanted to start colorizing some old photographs and I had Photoshop 7.0. After reading up I learned that PS CS4 had so feature that captured an entire section based on color or boundaries which would have made the job alot easier, but I would have never learned that if I wasn't motivated to solve a problem.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:08 pm

Here's some pop art for you guys.

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Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:24 pm

eCat wrote:I just can't learn something for the sake of learning it. I have to have the need first.
I'm pretty much that same way.... and the older I get, the less patience I have during the learning process. Years ago I could have sat down with a program like Photoshop and learned the basics in no time flat. Not anymore... brain cell evidently not firing on all cylinders like the younger years. :mrgreen: The older I get, the more I understand my dad during his later years.... but mom was sharp as a tack up until the day she died... could do just about anything she set her mind on to do.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:31 pm

I did a warhol john wall awhile back

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:10 pm

That's just applying a different filter to a photo

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:08 pm

Saint wrote:That's just applying a different filter to a photo

well....yea
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:01 pm

Here's a Warhol I made.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:54 pm

that gives me a John Wayne Gacy feel
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:41 pm

Can't wait for the Devo one.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:04 pm

"I'm pretty much that same way.... and the older I get, the less patience I have"

Yeah, those ice ages must get annoying....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:57 pm

hedge wrote:"I'm pretty much that same way.... and the older I get, the less patience I have"

Yeah, those ice ages must get annoying....
Your time is creeping up faster and faster.... enjoy the jabs while you can, bud. :D

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:45 pm

I know, I went to parent's weekend in Columbia this past weekend, it's clear how old I'm getting...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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