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Oh. How fresh. A Hitler video. Yay. Will watch as soon as I finish sorting my pet rocks.

DANG! You beat me to posting that one.

I know how much AA just can't get enough of those.

They were fine the first few hundred or so.

Psst. Wanna buy a mood ring?

I love pet rocks. They remind me of hedge.

Trade you a chia pet for that mood ring.

No way. Id be lost in the morning without it.

Prof,

Scroll back a bit. What makes you give the edge to Auburn special teams?

"Oh. How fresh. A Hitler video. Yay. Will watch as soon as I finish sorting my pet rocks."

My buddy from Mountain Brook sent me that Hitler video. He is a rich and powerful citizen of Alabama. He owns Ferraris. Thus, any Hitler video he sends is cooler than anything you could post in here...

Okay.

oh lord, that response was worse than Marty making a 'bet with his coworkers' that you would say that....

Well, you owe me, b/c I bet you that AA would say that. And I also bet AA that you would say what you did, so I win again...

Damn AA, do you get enough fiber in your diet? You sound like you are little backed up. Or is it Obamacare fucking with your numbers at the hospital?

Come now, be happy and joyful for the Saban is going to steam roll any suckas who get in his way. They will be meet with hell fire and brimstone!! The smiting will be shake the heavans themselves.

I'm not upset or mad or whatever. Repeating memes until we kick the humor outta them and then stomp them flat is horribly boring. The Hitler vids are a grand example of banality.

Not mad or enraged - just...meh.

Time to whip up a "Hitler finds out AA is horribly bored by the Hitler videos" video...

For AA.

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The best part of that one is the translation of "Mein fuhrer" as "My buddy"...

Aside the uberstale medium The dialog in the Bammer one was well timed.

AlabamAlum wrote:Prof,

Scroll back a bit. What makes you give the edge to Auburn special teams?

Allow me to answer the latest of your pedantic questions with another question:

AlabamAlum wrote: Anyway, FWIW, I think you annihilate the Silver Britches this year.

Why, exactly, did you predict Auburn would "annihilate the Silver Britches this year? Please write a concise essay. Any thorough treatment would include a statistical comparison of common opponents, the weather of each game and how any variances might have contributed to the final scores, any injuries to key players and their possible influence, a statistical comparison of each team's pass defense vs. the other team's pass offense, and ditto for run defenses.

For extra credit, you are permitted to continue your recent scintillating thesis that kick returns are meaningless in college football. But if you choose this route, you must conclude a chi square analysis of wind direction and whether the punter was right or left footed.

Finally, you must conclude your treatise with the words, "Hey Prof, I predicted Auburn would annihilate the silver britches this year. I was wrong. Again. Auburn actually won by the narrowest margin possible. Mea culpa. That would be sufficient.