The Goat Pen

Even the lowly Weed Eater Bowl has certain standards - standards which I doubt we will be able to meet this year.

Ask AA nicely...he'll give you lessons. You have to mix in enough of the truth and the truth is

AU 14-0 2011 MNC!

You have to mix in enough of the truth and the truth is

Heisman trophy winning QB: gone pro
Lombardi trophy winng DT: gone pro
Number of returning OL starters: 1
Returning starters on offense: 3
Returning starters on defense: 3
Number of nationally ranked opponents on the schedule: 6
Number of ranked teams we play on the road: 3

G,AIIT.

Yes. But according to Scout, you've out-recruited everyone in the country!

...even signed more of 'em than most...

Yeah. They are now freshmen and sophomores.

We are now the most talented JUCO team in the SEC.

And that schedule above looks like nearly everyone from the SECw... No solace.

JUCO turned out OK for ya last year?

Auburn finds a way to win. Have to go back to 2009 to find a game they've lost.

We are masters of smoke and mirrors. We shall soon be exposed for the hollow shells we truly are.

Only if Clemson finds a way to un-Clemson themselves against you. No one else on your schedule will even provide a speed bump.

AU 14-0 2011 MNC!

Oh, and I was a gracious and charming best man. I even shouted a sincere "WDE!" with every Auburn score and then high-fived everyone when the MSU game-tying drive was stuffed.

I'm glad I'm wearing boots because the bullshit is rather deep in here.

you probably need leg condoms.

Actually it's more than believable. I vaguely remember AA having a slight distaste for MississiPi schools.

That was his Ecstasy phase. Can we please move on?

No, that is the absolute truth, DS. I do not hate Auburn; I never have.

Funny how AA ignores his Ecstasy phase.

I've never had Ecstasy - unless you're talking about Levitra. In that case, I have had it, but it wasn't a phase.

Heh. I didn't think you were that old.

50.

Geezer