The Goat Pen

We all know IB is afraid of pussy. Didn't know he was a fat ass though. Sorta figures though.

Mr. Moneypenny wrote:I can vouch for IB. The only socks that he has are knee-high nylons for work (black and brown), tube socks for the weekends, and several pink socks that I have given him (my fault).

“Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric moved:
To rear me was the task of Power divine,
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

Mr. Moneypenny wrote:http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... =11&t=4166

innocentbystander wrote: To rear me was the task of Power divine,
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love.

You're so sweet. Thank you.

innocentbystander wrote:
“Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric moved:
To rear me was the task of Power divine,
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

This is a pretty good warning for any post from IB. He's basically telling you that before you engage in a discussion with him, you need to enter the depths of hell.

Who here doesn't agree with that?

Jungle Rat wrote:We all know IB is afraid of pussy. Didn't know he was a fat ass though. Sorta figures though.

He's not a fat ass. He's a foodie that can't help himself when surrounded by the "delicacies" of The Olive Garden or Applebees. He also wouldn't go to these places if his wife didn't make him go to these places.

Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.

Jungle Rat wrote:Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.

Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.

Mr. Moneypenny wrote:

Jungle Rat wrote:Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.

Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.

You think you're so smart Moneypenny. If he's a fat fucker, who in the world is he fucking?

claver2010 wrote:

Mr. Moneypenny wrote:

Jungle Rat wrote:Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.

Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.

You think you're so smart Moneypenny. If he's a fat fucker, who in the world is he fucking?

The pages of 1990s tight magazines that haven't been stuck together yet

tobaccoroadeagIe wrote:

claver2010 wrote:

Mr. Moneypenny wrote:Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.

You think you're so smart Moneypenny. If he's a fat fucker, who in the world is he fucking?

The pages of 1990s tight magazines that haven't been stuck together yet

y'all have absolutely no culture of your own... without me. Your obsessiveness is rather humorous, boring, frightening, and very sad all at the same time. You have my pity.

as long as tre is moderator over there, I will not return and I will not share. Blame him and that prideful chip on his shoulder, a chip that might be bigger than his penis. He has turned into another Zander with his feminine sensitivities, his needless tantrum bannings, and his narcisissim. He turned EO back into EI.

How can something be humorous and boring at the same time? Or frightening and boring at the same time? That doesn't make sense...

I was wondering how we can get Tre over here as a mod....

I'm not cheap, I run an important bean counting kiosk on walmart road.

AlabamAlum wrote:I was wondering how we can get Tre over here as a mod....

Could you imagine if TRE was given mod powers here and banned IB yet again? I can only imagine what the resulting entry in the innocentbystander blog would look like.

he might even stop texting you!

[youtube]2WF8PoBdi2c[/youtube]

Just do it already..

innocentbystander wrote:
y'all have absolutely no culture of your own... without me.

...and his narcisissim.

Um...

You were right about tre's penis, though. Tiny.

tobaccoroadeagIe wrote:he might even stop texting you!

You're just mad because he's now thinking about the size of your penis and not my penis.

I afraid to ask how he knows his penis size.