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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:48 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:16 am

if you're gonna get your ass kicked by someone, don't let it be the guy driving a PT cruiser and in front of a camera

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:31 am

Shoulda started honking at him at the end. What's he gonna do?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:41 pm

Go to KFC’s Twitter and check out who they follow…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:54 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:43 am

Norm?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Sep 23, 2022 1:40 pm

Hey Dave

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 23, 2022 2:50 pm

Shoulda put BREAKING NEWS up there.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:08 pm

Someone else’s problem…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 26, 2022 7:44 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 26, 2022 8:28 am

Bottom right is my favorite. Rough night.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:28 am

the crazy girlfriend showed up at the house last night with a full sleeve tat that she got in one sitting. Her car also had the door bashed in where she went to a concert , got drunk and hit a pole leaving the parking lot.

he has been limiting his time with her and she sent him the "we need to talk" text, where she demanded they spend more time together.

I'm not sure how he's going to go with that. We'll see
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:34 am

eCat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:28 am the crazy girlfriend showed up at the house last night with a full sleeve tat that she got in one sitting. Her car also had the door bashed in where she went to a concert , got drunk and hit a pole leaving the parking lot.

he has been limiting his time with her and she sent him the "we need to talk" text, where she demanded they spend more time together.

I'm not sure how he's going to go with that. We'll see
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:33 pm

Y'all don't have any pet rabbits do you, eCat?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:39 pm

He knows he has a handful but you know the crazy ones will suck a dick on an elevator

I don't think he's ready to walk away from that yet.

Ahhh...to be 24 years old again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:05 pm

If hes still having trouble getting rid of her after he’s married her, you can advise him to buy a house with a pool.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:22 pm

he's started buying condoms so at least it won't be a shotgun wedding
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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