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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:36 pm

tonight we are making Paella with yellow rice and cajun seasoning. This will be a first for us.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:17 pm

how long have the mussels been in your fridge?

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Post by eCat » Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:53 pm

we bought a bag of mixed seafood so who knows.

I just finished and it was great. Of course if it gives me the shits, I'll complain later.

We've really kicked meals up a notch at the house since Hedge's douche roast
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:19 pm

any of you guys tried Vat 69?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:01 am

Is that a type of booze or a new sexual position?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:02 am

Hard to believe it was 50 years ago yesterday when I sat in the living room floor in front of a black and white 21" TV and watched these guys along with 73 million others. Seems just like yesterday. Geez how time flies. Great memories.


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Post by eCat » Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:13 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Is that a type of booze or a new sexual position?

booze
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:56 pm

For BRM...

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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:57 pm

For Crotch...

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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:24 pm

hedge wrote:For BRM...

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Golic would love that.
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:51 pm

BRM calls that an afternoon snack.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:06 pm

hedge wrote:For Crotch...

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TBH, I've considered trying to build one of those things. I've got a welder, and a couple old worn out mowers and all I need is a motorcycle front end. May give that a try someday.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:19 pm

eCat has already built 3 of them.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:19 am

BURP!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:14 pm

that dog looks disturbed

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:31 am

One of the drivers (Thomas, a.k.a. "Porkchop", he tips the scales at 400+ lbs.) just informed me that he was going to be out on Wednesday for surgery to remove a cyst from his face "and also something from my nutsack"...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:26 pm

Heh... just have to share. My nephew (by marriage) is being interviewed on the Al Jazeera network tonight at 7 PM. Channel 347 on Direct TV.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:23 am

whats the reason?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:39 am

Doing an interview about unions in Tennessee. He's the business editor of the Tennessean in Nashville. He was the student editor of UK's newspaper when he was in school there back in the '90s. Pretty sharp dude.... He was also one of my former 7th grade students. Lucky to get him into the family.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:50 am

Wait, you're saying he had you as a teacher and still managed to succeed in life? That's amazing...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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