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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:23 pm

In semi-related news, I've really developed a deep-seated attraction to Iricka Sergeant (a Kansas City native who's one of the weekend anchors for Houston's KPRC (NBC Channel 2)). If not for all these health issues (plus being a middle-aged mofo), I could see myself rolling with homegirl.

I'm somewhat miffed at Crashcourse for not alerting me to such things.

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Still not enough to crack my top 3 all-time of Melinda Spaulding (Fox 26), Lisa Fironda (retired fellow Gator) and Jan Jeffcoat (now in Chicago) but still pretty nice.

She's managed to replace Mia Gratney, which ain't insignificant. I also have a curious attraction to KTRK's Casey Curry. Not an all-time beauty but there's something about her that I find very attractive.

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I can't explain it other than she's in my age group. I generally don't like blondes.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:33 pm

I'm sure aggy won't admit this but I'm sure he gets a tingle ever time he comes across this...

Melinda Spaulding, Fox 26:

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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:37 pm

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The "retired" Lisa Foronda.

Not bad for Forty-two.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:41 pm

If Alabama and LSU are the two best teams, I do not think Okie State -or any other team- is deserving of a spot in the game.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:45 pm

Jan Jeffcoat-- former Fox 2 Houston Anchor (now in Chicago). She has one of the best tan's I've ever seen. She actually looks my cousin Nicky from roughly ten years ago.

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Post by Hizzy III » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:50 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:If Alabama and LSU are the two best teams, I do not think Okie State -or any other team- is deserving of a spot in the game.
Blah, blah, blah. You just better hope your boys don't end up the same as did Florida State after the January 1997 Sugar Bowl. I still don't know why Bobby didn'tjust pull Mickey aside some time during the third quarter and tell him, "Dadgummit, they've figured out the inside LB blitz when they go five wide. Cut that out before they hang half-a-hundred on us."
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:21 pm

I think that warning would work better if I were a LSU fan. If you will remember, FSU won the first game and lost the title game. This year Bama lost the first one and will beat LSU for the title: hence: LSU = FSU; Bama = Florida.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:49 pm

Notre Dame's QB is horrible tonight
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:27 pm

That's Brian Kelly's fault.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:32 pm

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Looks like Malinda Williams to me in that shot.
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:10 pm

BTW-The Cincinnati Commandos repeated as CIFL champions this year and are moving to the UIFL for next year... which has named Jared Lorenzen as commisioner.

God I love pro-indoor football. Not watching it mind you, just the idea of it. How has no one yet made a Slapshot rip-off set in an arena football league? Hollywood, I'd like my money now for this idea. You're welcome.

I mean, just peruse the Wikipidia pages of a few of the arena leagues and arena teams. That shit is a comedy goldmine.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:28 pm

Bon Jovi owns a team and when they aren't playing ball he makes them go around and do shit like roof houses for the poor.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:38 pm

Bklyn wrote:Image

Looks like Malinda Williams to me in that shot.
I think part of my attraction comes from nostalgia. She also looks a bit like a young lady named Tamika who I rolled with my sophomore year at UF.
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:50 pm

Jared Lorenzen is a commissioner of a league.

Peter Warrick plays for the Commandos.

There are at least currently 9 leagues and at least 14 defunct leagues.

The WIFL planned to have offenses play with 8 men and defenses with 7. But in spite of the support of owner John Mellencamp, it folded before playing.

The originator of Arena Football tried to sue all competitors out of existence but the courts decided the only part of the game he could patent was the "rebound net". But even that patent expired in 2007.

In 2009 the AFL did not field a season. But its minor league AF2 did. And eventually, the owners of the AF2 teams basically bought out the AFL and became the AFL.

The organization that is now the AIFA went through three names in its first three seasons.

The APFL ended its 2006 season with a forfeit of the championship game when the league offices refused to allow the championship game to be hosted at the home of the team who had won the right to host and refused to play the game.

The CIFL had its defending champion Rochester Raiders quit the league in the middle of the playoffs in 2008.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bluecat » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:54 pm

H, I think Rat meant to say that the Bengals should have beaten the Ravens the first time around. hence the photo of Gresham's TD catch that was reversed against the Ratbirds.

Nice showing by Bearcat fans to fill up USBank Arena tonight....pitiful.

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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:01 am

I was going to cut some snippets from this article, but then I found myself pretty much copying the whole thing. Ridiculosness! Note the part about Haines being ousted... he's the guy who owns the league (UIFL) that the Cincy Commandos are joining for next season after having won the last two CIFL championships.

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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:11 am

Now this is an enjoyable college football game!
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Post by TheBigMook » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:13 am

What college football, Bearcats were fighting tooth and nail with the Sooners down by the river!
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:31 am

Blue, they should have beat both and yes that Bearcat crowd was lousy.

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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:59 am

AlabamAlum wrote:I think that warning would work better if I were a LSU fan. If you will remember, FSU won the first game and lost the title game. This year Bama lost the first one and will beat LSU for the title: hence: LSU = FSU; Bama = Florida.
There is a significant advantage to the losing team in a rematch of this sort.
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