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Post by goldenbear » Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:57 pm

RJ Davis is a bond head

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Post by goldenbear » Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:01 pm

Love is so funny

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Post by goldenbear » Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:05 pm

still dont trust it

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 28, 2022 11:53 pm

goldenbear wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:31 pm Lover need a pull up instrade that dam runner floater
I miss Floater

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 28, 2022 11:55 pm

goldenbear wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:01 pm Love is so funny
Fickle too.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:15 am

you guys needs to watch the highlights of Ja Morant against the spurs last night. It might be the most incredible individual performance in a game ever

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 01, 2022 9:17 am

Look at the guy in the light blue pullover behind the Memphis bench after the dunk at the 49 second mark, then look at the guy in the red hoodie one row above him about 10 seats to the left...
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Post by Dave23 » Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:36 am

At :49, if you watch the lower right hand corner, you’ll see one guy in a black jacket stand up before everyone else…like he knows what’s coming…

That’s Ja’s dad…he knew…
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Post by Tree » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:29 pm

Morant is a beast. Smooth and explosive, with eyes in the back of his head. Reminiscent of Derrick Rose before he got hurt.
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:03 pm

I just walked into the mens bathroom at work and the janitor was standing in the middle of it, with his pants down staring at his dick in the mirror

I just said "hey" , went to the urinal and pee'd. He spent an inordinate amount of time after that washing his hands. I pretended to pee until he left

Its going to be awkward when he gets my trash tomorrow morning.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:13 pm

eCat wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:03 pm I just walked into the mens bathroom at work and the janitor was standing in the middle of it, with his pants down staring at his dick in the mirror

I just said "hey" , went to the urinal and pee'd. He spent an inordinate amount of time after that washing his hands. I pretended to pee until he left

Its going to be awkward when he gets my trash tomorrow morning.
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:23 pm

I just watched a marathon of "the first 48" last night

so while I was standing there pee'ing I was like - this motherfucker better not stab me for catching him dick measuring in the mirror
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:37 pm

UNC closes out the season without a loss and all things considered a <10 loss season is pretty good given where they thought they'd be
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:30 pm

eCat wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:37 pm UNC closes out the season without a loss and all things considered a <10 loss season is pretty good given where they thought they'd be
It would be one thing if we were competitive in those losses or didn’t have any horrendous losses. Purdue was the only ooc loss that wasn’t an embarrassing blowout, and ND was the only conference loss that wasn’t a blowout or an embarrassing loss to an inferior bottom dweller.

This is the weakest the ACC has been since the late 90’s/early 00’s, and the Heels are only treading water in terms of tournament hopes. When you consider that next year is going to be even more painful with little to no hope of having portal transfers help due to a scholarship crunch, you can’t help but think that this is going to turn out uglier than the Doh years.
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:59 pm

"UNC closes out the season without a loss and all things considered a <10 loss season is pretty good given where they thought they'd be"

You mean where you thought we'd be. But meh, it certainly hasn't been a season to write home about. I honestly think we could beat any team in the country. Sadly, we could also lose to most any team in the country, and that's really not an exaggeration. Just don't know which team is going to show up on a given night, although I am somewhat encouraged by some of the close wins we've had of late. Now we at least need a good showing against Duke this weekend. Hopefully they'll be a little tense with it being K's last game in Cameron. I'd love to send him out with a loss...
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Post by The Anti k* » Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:35 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:30 pm
eCat wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:37 pm UNC closes out the season without a loss and all things considered a <10 loss season is pretty good given where they thought they'd be
It would be one thing if we were competitive in those losses or didn’t have any horrendous losses. Purdue was the only ooc loss that wasn’t an embarrassing blowout, and ND was the only conference loss that wasn’t a blowout or an embarrassing loss to an inferior bottom dweller.

This is the weakest the ACC has been since the late 90’s/early 00’s, and the Heels are only treading water in terms of tournament hopes. When you consider that next year is going to be even more painful with little to no hope of having portal transfers help due to a scholarship crunch, you can’t help but think that this is going to turn out uglier than the Doh years.
Well said…We learned nothing from the first Transition Disaster. Absolutely depressing.

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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 02, 2022 1:02 pm

I predict that UNC will have a better showing against Duke than last time around.

Yea, Duke will be pumped and UNC will have to survive that onslaught, but I bet if its close in the second half they are going to get tight, start shooting 3's and give up rebounds

Of course that changes if UNC allows Duke to get a 13 point lead 14 minutes into the game
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sat Mar 05, 2022 10:15 am

I am not sure next year will be that bad, Garcia will be gone that opens up scholarship, Love will probably go pro as well along Manek graduation with that leaves
It depends on Bacot he might stay another year.

But if he leaves they should have scholarship open, Walton will probably leave as well.

but you have Davis, Trimble, Harris , Dunn in the backcourt

Washington, Black, Shaver, Styles Puff up front

He needs to play more guys

But if Bacot comes back it could be a top ten team.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Mar 05, 2022 10:16 am

UNC upsets Duke today.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Mar 05, 2022 10:16 am

BAHAHAHA!!

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