The Goat Pen

Your obituary would be the funniest thing I have ever read.

Not bad for one of your early attempts at “I WIsh You Were _____.” I give it a B. You’re already on par with hedge.

Speaking of trying new things, I’ve decided to publish some scholarly articles in academic journals. Here are some titles I’ve come up with so far:

“A Colloquy of the Genocidal Aspects of Heteronormativity in Cisgendered Multicultural Mores.

“A Deconstruction of Ethno-Bondage Themes in Racial Herstory.”

“Towards Eco-Feminist Sustainability in the Otherization of Rape Culture in Queer Theory.”

“A Polemicization Against Trans-Patriarchalism in S&M Cinematic Constructs”

“Neo-Slaveryism in Majoritarian Undocumented Societal Architectures.”

“Womxn Overcoming White Privilege Through Indigenous Interpretive Dance”

DS, if you are plaintively wondering why regular people don’t bow to the intellectual superiority of people with advanced degrees, this kind of thing^ is a good example why.

A word on the destructive theatrics we now see gripping parts of the Democratic Party. The howling and screeching that interrupted the hearings and the voting, the people who clawed on the door of the court, the ones who chased senators through the halls and screamed at them in elevators, who surrounded and harassed one at dinner with his wife, who disrupted and brought an air of chaos, who attempted to thwart democratic processes so that the people could not listen and make their judgments:

Do you know how that sounded to normal people, Republican and Democratic and unaffiliated? It sounded demonic. It didn’t sound like “the resistance” or #MeToo. It sounded like the shrieking in the background of an old audiotape of an exorcism.

Democratic leaders should stand up to the screamers. They haven’t, because they’re afraid of them. But things like this spread and deepen.

Stand up to your base. It’s leading you nowhere good. And you know it.

https://www.investorvillage.com/smbd.as ... d=18739644

Ironically, that's exactly how some Trump supporters sound to some liberals, with the chats of "lock him/her/whoever up!!", etc, etc. But hey, god bless the first amendment, right? Except only insofar as whichever group is saying whatever you want to hear, evidently...

Prof's idiotic, overblown sarcasm in regard to, well, everything, is like some failed wannabe contributor to The Onion, except always overplayed (read: torturous) and rarely (if ever) funny (thus his "failed" status). He's like an Onion for retards. Sadly, you can tell that he is really proud of his efforts and considers himself clever and witty. Again, the irony...

I feel for Corky.

Idiotic, not clever, not witty, overblown, sarcastic, torturous, failed, Onion for retards-like..

Sort of like "I wish you ____"?

(Actually, I don't mind some "I wish you____" when it is done well. Like when your mentor Rat does it.)

You’re probably right about the sarcasm. I’ll tone it down.

Yeah, my little one liner "I wish you were..." are exactly on par with the multiple ostensibly witty/sarcastic novels you compose almost daily. Got it...

I guess having the endorsement of Taylor Swift would be great if junior high girls could vote. But I'm sure 'tick is now grooving to "Shake it Off" these days...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/201 ... sen-2.html

hedge wrote:Yeah, my little one liner "I wish you were..." are exactly on par with the multiple ostensibly witty/sarcastic novels you compose almost daily. Got it...

Current scorecard:

hedge
16,305 posts
10.06 of all posts
5.86 posts per day

Professor Tiger
8,943 posts
3.26 posts per day

Hedge. Bye

Can you imagine how the Democrats and MSM would have reacted if a white person or Republican had said:

1. That Kanye West had “put on a minstrel show” like CNN’s Don Lemon did?
2. That “Kanye West is what happens when Negroes don’t read” like CNN’s Bakari Sellers did?
3. That Kanye West was “the token Negro of the Trump administration” like CNN’s Tara Setmeyer did?

"Current scorecard:

hedge
16,305 posts
10.06 of all posts
5.86 posts per day

Professor Tiger
8,943 posts
3.26 posts per day"

Yeah and I bet you've posted at least twice as many words as I have. I guess some people have a hard time expressing themselves succinctly. Either that, or they're a little too impressed with their verbal acumen (or in your case, diarrhea)...

I write Shakespeare. You write cartoons.

B

Professor Tiger wrote:I write Shakespeare. You write cartoons.

I think the 3 people who still post here (everyone else has left precisely b/c of you) would disagree....

hedge wrote:I think the 3 people who still post here (everyone else has left precisely b/c of you) would disagree....

3? Current scorecard of people who posted around here in the past week, in addition to hedge and Professor Tiger:

Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread
Postby bluetick » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:58 am

Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread
Postby DooKSucks » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:03 am

Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread
Postby sardis » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:05 am

Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread
Postby Toemeesleather » Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:09 am

Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread
Postby Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:37 pm

Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread
Postby 10ac » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:13 pm

That adds up to six. Why do you lie, hedge?

PS: If you find my posts and their contrary opinions so traumatizing, then I suggest you write UNC and ask for a refund.

There used to be a few dozen people who posted in here fairly regularly until you showed up. Coincidence?