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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:57 am

She'll be able to sling that pussy for better tickets than you'll be able to get...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 16, 2021 12:53 pm

He's not done with her yet

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:08 pm

hedge wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:57 am She'll be able to sling that pussy for better tickets than you'll be able to get...
ASU is the party school. Not U-of-A.

Actually I don't expect her to be a Wildcat. She has a few other scholarship offers at other schools. She is weighing her options.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Dec 16, 2021 3:43 pm

Zona is a party school too…
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 16, 2021 3:46 pm

Corky knows

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Fri Dec 17, 2021 10:14 am

So Kentucky might be playing UNC tomorrow since Ohio St pulled out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Dec 17, 2021 11:08 am

It is beyond "might" at this point...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:02 pm

I guess Cal got tired of all the chirping about the cupcake schedule. He definitely couldn't duck playing UNC now...
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Post by eCat » Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:34 pm

Tschiebe already has 4 fouls
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:57 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:58 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:03 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Dec 17, 2021 1:23 pm

LOL!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:50 am

a fine time in college basketball

UNC wants to play Kentucky because they would have lost to UCLA

UK wants to play UNC because they would have lost to Ohio St.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Tree » Sat Dec 18, 2021 4:24 pm

I’d like to see Arizona vs Ohio State. Can we make that happen since we’re just doing whatever today?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 18, 2021 4:51 pm

We would've smoked UCLA and we're going to do the same to UK. eCat is obsessed with Hubert being Doherty, but he's not. Our brand is rock solid, Hubert is perfect for us and we'll win big with him, while UK fans are seething with Cal (but are such fucking retards that they've guaranteed him 10 billion dollars a year for eternity), UK fans will be seething with anybody, that's their baseline reality under any circumstances, they hate life, they hate themselves, they hate everything, hate is their only reality, always, that's why they all love Trump, he's their god of hate and self-loathing, fuck off faggoths!!!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Dec 18, 2021 4:52 pm

Sadly that's a mere fraction of the vile vituperation that would've been on this board in years past. But hey, at least I'm trying...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 5:35 pm

You suck

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Dec 18, 2021 6:03 pm

Fuck Kentucky and each one of those shit eating, mouth breathing, dip shits who support that segregationist worshipping hell hole.

We were going to beat UCLA, but now we're going to beat UK instead. Beating that bunch of cheater worshipping shitbags was going to be enjoyable, but beating this bunch of mouth breathing hilljacks will be even more enjoyable.

Fuck Kentucky
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 18, 2021 6:32 pm

UCLA would have ate your lunch after fucking your sister/aunt.

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