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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:53 pm

Quick question...is 12-4 the best regular season record in the history of Houston pro football
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:58 pm

Yes. The 1993 Oiler team that shitted itself in the second half playoff game versus the Chiefs. Buddy decided to go bitchass for some reason on defense.

Here's the article on Haley's ouster:

http://eye-on-football.blogs.cbssports. ... 8/33835886
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Re: College Football

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:00 pm

One of these teams needs to hire Mike Sherman for at least $2.2 million
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:31 pm

didn't Dante Pastorini's Oilers win 12 games once?

they were the 2nd best team in football for 2 straight seasons

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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:35 pm

Nope. Best record during the Luv Ya Blue era was 11-5 (1979 and 1980).

And why isn't this surprising? Ho fucking hum. At some point, I expect one of the coaches to get injured.

http://blog.chron.com/fanzone/2011/12/t ... days-game/
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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:52 pm

Dolphins coach fired
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:12 pm

Might as well fire Spagnuolo and complete the trifecta.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:44 pm

congrats hizzy=- finally got the gooseegg changed to a one. Hope you guys pull an upset the first round ==NE/Pitt/or balt will be awfully tough=--I'd hope for NE --no defense

wtf is indy doing anyway--3 c0aches with 12 wins between them are unemployed meanwhile our loser 0-13 coach still has a job

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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:10 pm

Who knows? Caldwell looks so placid that they may have fired him already and can't even be sure if he's aware of it. He may be roaming the sidelines simply due to management not being sure he's aware that he's been canned.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:40 pm

plausible

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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:09 pm

Well, I am sure he will have that same reaction on his face either way.
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Re: College Football

Post by Hizzy III » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:38 pm

First-Ever Post-Season Appearance By Franchise (innaugural season in parenthesis)

Atlanta (1966) - 1978
Arizona (1920) - 1947
Baltimore (1996) - 2000*
Buffalo (1960) - 1963
Carolina (1995) - 1996
Chicago (1919) - 1932
Cincinnati (1968) - 1970
Cleveland (1946) - 1946*
Dallas (1960) - 1966
Denver (1960) - 1977
Detroit (1929) - 1935
Green Bay (1919) - 1936
Houston (2002) - 2011
Indianapolis (1953) - 1958
Jacksonville (1995) - 1996
Kansas City (1960) - 1962
Miami (1966) - 1970
Minnesota (1961) - 1968
New England (1960) - 1963
New Orleans (1967) - 1987
NY Jets (1960) - 1968
NY Giants (1925) - 1933
Oakland (1960) - 1967
Philadelphia (1933) - 1947
Pittsburgh (1933) - 1933
San Diego (1960) - 1960
San Francisco (1946) - 1949
St. Louis (1936) - 1945
Seattle (1976) - 1983
Tampa Bay (1976) - 1979
Tennessee (1960) - 1960
Washington (1932) - 1936

* The original Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore to become the Baltimore Ravens in 1995. The "new" Cleveland Browns were re-established in 1999.

Other Notes:

1) The Arizona Cardinals began as the Chicago Cardinals, then moved to St. Louis in 1960 to become the St. Louis Cardinals and then finally to Phoenix in 1987 to become the Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals.

2) The Indianapolis Colts moved from Baltimore in 1983.

3) The Kansas City Chiefs (AFL) were orginally the Dallas Texans from 1960 to 1962.

4) The Oakland Raiders moved to Los Angeles in 1982 to become the Los Angeles Raiders before returning to Oakland in 1995.

5) The San Diego Chargers were originally the Los Angeles Chargers in their innaugural year of 1960.

6) The St. Louis Rams began as the Cleveland Rams before moving to Los Angeles in 1946 to become the Los Angeles Rams. The Los Angeles Rams moved to St. Louis in 1995.

7. The Tennessee Titans were originally the Houston Oilers before moving to Memphis in 1996 (Tennessee Oilers) and then to Nashville in 1997.
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Re: College Football

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:39 pm

Finally made it into the playoffs of my fantasy league. It is for zero money. I am too happy about this considering its for a modicum of bragging rights. Needed the last regular season game to clinch the last spot in the playoffs. MJDEEEEEEEEEE!

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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:45 pm

Hizzy III wrote:Nope. Best record during the Luv Ya Blue era was 11-5 (1979 and 1980).

And why isn't this surprising? Ho fucking hum. At some point, I expect one of the coaches to get injured.

http://blog.chron.com/fanzone/2011/12/t ... days-game/
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Re: College Football

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:56 am

TheBigMook wrote:Finally made it into the playoffs of my fantasy league. It is for zero money. I am too happy about this considering its for a modicum of bragging rights. Needed the last regular season game to clinch the last spot in the playoffs. MJDEEEEEEEEEE!

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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:18 am

I'm the 6 seed in our money league playing the 3 seed this week. poor bastard I'm playing has demarco murray/mcfadden/forte/roetlhesberger/greg jennings on his team.

I'm sure he'll beat me as he has td jesus tebow as his backup qb

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:19 am

The Mile High Messiah

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:34 am

My wide receivers have tanked this year .I got stuck with Austin, Jackson (screw you and your hold out contract) and Boldin.
So I grabbed Burress, Torrey Smith, and then jumped on the Tebow wagon with Decker and Thomas. I also drafted McGahee.

I figured they wouldn't score alot of points but they'd be good for a solid 8-10 point showing each week.

That plan has panned out.
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:55 am

damn, I thought I missed the playoffs but I mistakenly went to my fantasy league link (which is just above the link for this place in my bookmarks) and realized that i'm in! good thing, too, since I had to make 2 lineup changes. this isn't a money league but at least I can make up for seeing my 2-year run in fantasy baseball end this year.

i just need Andre Johnson's punk ass to come back with a vengeance.

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Re: College Football

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:52 pm

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