The Goat Pen

New?

to a 50 year old white guy

Valid.

Wyclef Jean doesn't show up for a video shoot. Director makes a video of it him not showing up

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Heh...well, the artist is Young Thug (who is infinitely more likely to not show up to a video shoot than Clef). Dude is strange. I'm not big on trap music...but Bad and Boujee (Migos) is a banger.

The video actually did work.

That chick on the BBQ grill was (in colloquial venacular) "thick as a muhfucka." She had DS written all over her.

I didn't know they still spent $100K on music videos

Me neither

Bklyn wrote:That chick on the BBQ grill was (in colloquial venacular) "thick as a muhfucka." She had DS written all over her.

I have paid the community college tuition of many young women just like her who have danced at establishments in Raleigh, Charlotte, Myrtle Beach and Atlanta. God Bless Them.

This brings up another great DS dad story. So, when I went to the Cheetah Club, it was when UNC played LSU in Atlanta. I found out on Thursday I had passed the bar. By the time I rolled into Atlanta, I was fucked up out of my mind. Hell, when we made it to Charlotte the night before to meet up with the other parts of our group I was fucked up. So, the 4 star hotel I booked for us on priceline at $100 per night (tip of the hat to AA who walked me through the process and how to play the game) was right beside the Cheetah. Goddamned. It was country come to mother fucking town in that place. Between me, my friends and the LSU fans, I am fairly certain we helped those girls make up for the two years of child support their baby daddies hadn't paid that night. Well, at 2:30am, I decided to call my parents to proclaim to my father I had finally gone to the Cheetah and that it was everything he had told me it was when I was a kid. I shit you not, whenever he went to the market in Atlanta when I was a kid, he would tell me about the girls at the Cheetah. He had to play it off that night and act indignant because Mom was in the bedroom, but the next day he called and his opening line was "I told you it was good."

LOL

that is good. Props to your dad.

sometimes I think my wife and I are too open with our kids.

I was talking to my son with my wife - we were all around the kitchen island and I can't remember the conversation but we were talking about him hanging out with his friends doing some nerdy stuff and I told him
"When I was 18 I was trying to have sex with loose women" and then my wife said "and when I was 18 I was trying to have sex with loose women" . I didn't miss a beat and said "and that's why I married your mother"

He just had this look of horror on his face and walked out.

So my indignant routine is when he calls me up and tells me he is playing D&D with a bunch of jolt cola drink virgins instead of like getting his fake ID taken away from him at a strip club.

I guess you didn't make him run enough laps...

or too many

Either way, it's your fault...

This should give you more cred, though, when he has to set up his next Tinder profile and you weigh in.

Bowies "China Girl" breaks her 40 year silence - not a big story but its about Bowie...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/musi ... /96927238/

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I wanted to go see that last year (or whenever it was). Shakori Hills is some pseudo-hippie campout scene in Chatham County

I hate that I missed this



Its takes some balls to get up there and do a tribute that might be bordering on parody - but from what little I have seen online Mars pulled it off - shredded it actually

damn..Prince is dead.

I was completely taken aback by that performance. Damned if he didn't pull it off, musically and respectfully...I have a new respect for the guy as a performer.