The Goat Pen

I would have went to the Knicks game.

No one says you have to deliver afterwards

Yeah, shoulda kept the card.

Yeah, I know that the offer wasn't some full Indecent Proposal for me to bend her over in the suite's private bathroom, but it wasn't worth the headache. I get to see enough games (albeit rarely in the suites) without putting my good night's sleep in jeopardy.

Anyway

Only 14K people voted in this Nevada Caucus? WTF? Maybe it's because Willard M Romney was pretty much guaranteed a victory (and North Nevada is strong with the LDS), but still...14K? You can get that number at KC Chiefs football games.

Hey, what's going on here?

tossing the card = smart move

At least you guys can keep your asses awake enough to watch tv. I swear I fall asleep on the couch evey freakin' night at around 10:00.

Of course my wife doesn't care. She just leaves me down there on the couch until I wake up at about 2-3 am with the tv still blaring...

Fall asleep or pass out?

Bklyn, I think you made the right move, no sense in fucking with a good situation for one night of basketball tix...

Dora, I hope you'll hang out. Rat has already run off half of the regulars in here, we're dying for some content...

Well, I pregamed by pounding Glenlivet last night, went to the bar, started drinking heavily there, was chatting with a cute little 21 year old and told her that I was going to buy her a drink. She suggested shots, and she ordered Tequila. I can't drink the shit. I can drink just about anything else, but Tequila makes me gag. I wasn't going to be a bitch and turn it down though. I thought I could just chase it with a big gulp of beer and be fine. I was wrong. After fifteen seconds of sitting there, I had to excuse myself and walked outside. I proceeded to projectile vomit everything that was in my stomach. I didn't get any on my clothes though.

Chew some gum and get back in there. Now that you have an empty stomach, you should be able to catch your second wind...

cute little? 21 year old

and that is what I did, my friend...

I was cockblocked by her fat bitch friend though.

hedge wrote:Chew some gum and get back in there. Now that you have an empty stomach, you should be able to catch your second wind...

If her fat friend showed up and you were there, the only person that got cockblocked was her, b/c we all know who you left with...

When he says little he really means short.

black beans + Dayquil + dinner from ARby's = one exciting restroom experience at work

You're a professional writer yet ecat writes better goat pen stories about this stuff.

Plus you'd think that would be Stu's beat...

I would never be able to take a job where I had to write for a living. I'd be mortified of comments just like Rats

Thanks Hedge

I really hadn't planned on leaving here. I went to another place online that deals with an obsession of mine & I haven't been able to tear myself away. I don't know if I'll stick around here. Over in the other place, I'm a star. Here I'm a measly sophmore while the rest of you guys have been promoted to much higher levels like senior & mr pissant. But it's a difficult decision nonetheless. I do miss the erudite debates here.

Dave (Yuuuup dude) is actually the only one of those clowns with any brains at all.