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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:37 pm
by AlabamAlum
Correct. That factoid is both hilarious and interesting!

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:18 pm
by Hacksaw
Yes, I still miss the old AA -- the one who had a sense of humor.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:45 pm
by AlabamAlum
I have a great sense of humor!

Here, I have a joke for you:

Last time in Knoxville, I drove by the jail that Janzen Jackson and receiver Nu'Keese Richardson went to after they were booked for for robbery!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Pretty funny, huh? Hilarious and interesting, IMO!

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:49 pm
by AlabamAlum
Anyway, agree that the above factoid is 'hilarious' and I will concede the point on the sense of humor thing re: Prof Dumbass happening to "preach" where Ingram's dad is serving time.


For the life of me, I can't understand what is so funny about it.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:08 pm
by GBJs
THE TREES ARE GREEN AND GROWING.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:12 pm
by Professor Tiger
You're right, Hack. No sense of humor whatsoever.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:00 am
by Hacksaw
An intervention may be in order.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:04 am
by BSpur
Oh wait...I get it, his dad is in prison?

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:13 am
by AlabamAlum
BSpur wrote:Oh wait...I get it, his dad is in prison?
Yeah, you got it, hilarious!

Any mention of someone being in prison is side-splitting FUNNY!

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:17 am
by AlabamAlum
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Janzen Jackson was in Knox County Jail charged with robbery!



Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!


(catches breath)


Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!


Yeah, sorry guys. You were right. That is some funny shit (hilarious and interesting, even).

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:24 am
by AlabamAlum
Once upon a time there were four Auburn players named Antonio Goodwin, Shaun Kitchens, Dakota Mosley, and Mike McNeil. They were charged with armed robbery and booked into Lee County Jail! They were later denied 'youthful offender status' and their trial will begin in October!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


(Again, guys, funny, funny stuff. Sorry I doubted your refined senses of humor!)

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:11 am
by Hacksaw
...or a telethon, maybe.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:06 am
by Professor Tiger
I think there is a 12 step group for his problem...

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:04 pm
by AlabamAlum
Wha...?

You guys fail to recognize the hilarity of this? Yeah, didn't think so. In fact, Prif Dumbass's original statement is not funny or noteworthy. So, you preach where Ingram's dad is doing time. Congrats. My original statement still rings true: So. What.

You two can backslap and cellars each other until nightfall, but it won't make it funny or a big deal.

Dismissed.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:53 pm
by Professor Tiger
That's not a post. It's a cry for help.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:14 pm
by AlabamAlum
Hey, have you heard this joke? Richard Scrushy went to prison. That prison is in Montgomery. I have been to Montgomery many times. In fact, I play golf there next week!


Bwahahahaa!

I tell you, that is hilarious if I do say so myself. With your permission, I'm taking these prison jokes and getting my own standup routine going. Maybe I can be the next Jeff Foxworthy:

"You might be in prison if you've committed a felony and lost your court case."

Bwahahahaha! This stuff just writes itself!

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:47 pm
by Professor Tiger
Sad, really...

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:47 pm
by Owlman
Did Scrushy bet against Auburn with cigarettes and a poster of Rachel Welch?

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:54 pm
by AlabamAlum
No!

Scrushy went to UAB. He's a bit anti-Bama and Auburn.

Scrushy bet cigarettes but he did not fully document his winnings!

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:06 pm
by Owlman
Scrushy bet cigarettes but he did not fully document his winnings!
What else would you expect from a con