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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:40 am

annnnnd Beard is off the table.

UNC better be making some phone calls quick
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:45 am

We're fucked.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:46 am

go get Oats and enjoy watching basketball again.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:49 am

We better not repeat that bullshit handoff to an assistant coach like Dean to Gut.

But I’d bet on it vs a Home Run Hire
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:53 am

I would be driving to Chapel Hill now with signs telling my AD not to hire Hubert Davis
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:57 pm

I'm a bit more sanguine about Hubert. I think our potential recruits, who, let's face it, the majority of whom are black, can relate to Hubie better than some old white guy, and by old I mean anybody over 50. And he's got NBA experience, which I think does carry some clout. Not sure if he's up for the job or not, I'm sure Roy will discreetly let it be known if he thinks so or not, which will probably seal the deal in either direction...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:00 pm

The Anti k* wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:49 am We better not repeat that bullshit handoff to an assistant coach like Dean to Gut.

But I’d bet on it vs a Home Run Hire
BC just fired Jim Christian and replaced him with a Colonial Athletic Association coach. You guys want Jim Christian in Chapel Hill? He's all yours if you want him.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:01 pm

Don't forget, Roy was a mere lowly assistant when he took over the Kansas job...
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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:03 pm

I would guess if Hubie is the guy, he'll keep the staff intact. That would at least provide cohesion...
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Post by The Anti k* » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:04 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:57 pm I'm a bit more sanguine about Hubert. I think our potential recruits, who, let's face it, the majority of whom are black, can relate to Hubie better than some old white guy, and by old I mean anybody over 50. And he's got NBA experience, which I think does carry some clout. Not sure if he's up for the job or not, I'm sure Roy will discreetly let it be known if he thinks so or not, which will probably seal the deal in either direction...
Hubert is whiter than us, Hedge. Get the best coach out there, no restrictions.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:06 pm

Set the all time gold standard for cheating and getting away with it. Though K is a close second.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:08 pm

Hey Rat, Did you go to opening day? I'm not freezing my ass off their today. Goddamn snow and everything.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:26 pm

Fifer wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:06 pm Set the all time gold standard for cheating and getting away with it. Though K is a close second.
You stupid fuckstick, if you learned how to read, you would see how the NCAA said we didn't break any rules. I can't help you ham-handed rubes lack the ability to engage in anything other than bribery.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:34 pm

the NCAA certainly is the gold standard of accountability

you guys cheated and you know it. If you have to hide behind an NCAA ruling as the "letter of the law" then that says it all about what you really think what happened in Chapel Hill.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:43 pm

Well, UK fans are the experts at cheating, so I guess we should take your word for it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:44 pm

I wonder if Billy Donovan would be interested in returning to the college ranks? Not sure how I'd feel about him at the helm, but the guy can coach, there's no doubt about that...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:49 pm

I still think you Tar Heel fans should grab Jim Christian. He was soooooooo great for BC! Look at our fantastic recruiting! Noe one player on BC's roster had any other ACC scholarship offers, lol!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:52 pm

UK fans used to think we were good at cheating, then UNC showed us how its done.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:55 pm

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