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Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:38 pm
by eCat
whats funniest to me now from that sketch is "fuck yo couch!"

I've managed to work that into my vernacular on multiple occasions.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:41 pm
by AlabamAlum
Watched "The Following"

Not bad. Had more of a movie feel to it.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:25 pm
by BigRedMan
"MMMMMMUMM. Makes me wish I had four arms, so I can give them titties four thumbs down!! HAHA!! The milks gone bad!!"

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:39 pm
by Bklyn
"They neva shudda gave you n*ggas money!"

"The tables have turned, Darkness!"

When that episode came on, by 15 minutes into the episode I was standing up with tears rolling down my face. Rick James changed the game for me. It was so good, I didn't care there was no real 3rd season. I knew it was getting no better than what I had witnessed.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:23 pm
by BigRedMan
"What you gonna do about my legs Charlie Murphy!!!"

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:05 pm
by hedge
We have a guy here at work who looks just like Chappelle. I hadn't realized it before this conversation...

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:38 pm
by Dave23
I'm literally laughing out loud just reading these posts.

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" was great, but Rick James was legendary.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:02 pm
by eCat
did anyone here know that Luther Campbell is a high school football coach?

and the attorney that pursued him for obscenity is now disbarred because of his continual abuse of opponents on the other side of his causes?

Luther has 3 rules on his team

2.5 GPA even thought the state allows 2.0
No profanity
No disrespecting of women

oh, and Luther still does the occasional hip hop concert with girls in thongs shaking dat ass

The soundtrack of my college years

Me and my homies like to play this game, some call it Amtrak but we call it the train. We always line up in a single file line...and take our turns at waxing dat behind.....

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:05 pm
by eCat
whats so funny about those Dave Chappelle sketches also is when you read them, you say them exactly like he does with the same inflection

what are YOU GOING DO ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:24 pm
by Jungle Rat
SNL would have so much fun with e as a writer.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:19 pm
by Bklyn
eCat wrote:whats so funny about those Dave Chappelle sketches also is when you read them, you say them exactly like he does with the same inflection

what are YOU GOING DO ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!
EFZ

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:27 pm
by Owlman
racial draft #1

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:38 am
by BigRedMan
Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!!

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:40 am
by BigRedMan
Okay so I am probably the only one here that watched Cougar Town. Love the show and the characters in there are fantastic. The reason I bring it up here, the most recent one was focused around one of the characters changing their name to..............Ron Mexico. Well worth watching.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:41 am
by BigRedMan
And I don't know if it was listed as I am sure it was but what about the Chappelle bit about the world series of dice? I used to use Ashy Larry as my gamer profile for a long time.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:47 am
by eCat
remember when I was talking about Eddie Murphy saying he wouldn't do projects just for the money anymore.

He lied

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ddie Murphy is to reprise his role from Beverly Hills Cop - this time for a TV series.

He will play the dad of a young cop in the series being made for CBS TV.

Murphy's role as smart talking Axel Foley made him a household name and the success of the original 1984 film spawned two sequels.

The TV series will feature Foley's son called Aaron who is played by actor Brandon T Jackson.

A pilot for the series has been given the greenlight by CBS.

As with the Hollywood film, Foley Jr will take on criminals targeting the rich and famous in Beverly Hills.

Murphy, 51, is in dire need of a hit after his most recent Hollywood films flopped at the box office.

Apart from voicing the hugely successful Shrek movies, Murphy has not appeared in a hit film since 2006 when he was nominated for an Oscar for Dreamgirls.

His most recent effort A Thousand Words bombed at the box office making less than half of the $40m it cost to produce.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:00 am
by eCat
rumor going around that all 6 James Bonds will be on stage at the Oscars.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:41 am
by Bklyn
BigRedMan wrote:And I don't know if it was listed as I am sure it was but what about the Chappelle bit about the world series of dice? I used to use Ashy Larry as my gamer profile for a long time.
Little known fact: Ashy Larry's grandfather? Chalky White.

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:46 am
by AlabamAlum
Love Chapelle.


It's educational, too. How else would we know that Prince was a great basketball player?

"Here's your pancakes. Bitch."

Re: UCLA Bruins

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:45 pm
by hedge
"Apart from voicing the hugely successful Shrek movies, Murphy has not appeared in a hit film since 2006 when he was nominated for an Oscar for Dreamgirls."

Yeah, but that's a pretty big "aside from". No telling what he raked in on that series...