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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 9:04 am
by eCat
Cliff Young’s story is unique. While most athletes achieve success in the prime of their lives – their late teens, 20s and even 30s – Young didn’t gain notoriety until his early 60s

Cliff grew up on a 2,000 acre sheep farm in Australia with about 2,000 sheep. For you math majors out there that’s an acre per sheep. However, don’t think for one second that he rode around on a fancy 4-wheeler rounding them up. No way. Cliff spent the better part of his growing up years literally “running” down the sheep on foot.

In 1983, at 61 years old, Cliff Young entered the Westfield Sydney to Melbourne Ultra-marathon, a 544-mile race from Sydney to Melbourne. These races normally take days to finish. Try running a normal marathon 20 times in a row and then come talk Cliff Young about how awesome you are. He’ll just say “Crikey” and then laugh in your face. Yeah, and don’t think for one moment that this old codger would be satisfied with just finishing this ultra-marathon – he’s in it to win it.

After months of preparation, all the other runners showed up in their fancy running gear, and top-of-the-line running shoes. Within this group of runners stood one man that didn’t fit the mold of the other 150 competitors. He wasn’t swagged out with an Adidas track suit and the newest Nikes.

No…Cliff Young showed up to the race wearing a pair of overalls and Wellington boots, a staple of hunting and outdoor wear for the British aristocracy in the early 19th century.

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Folks thought that this was nothing more than a publicity stunt gone wrong. The officials at the race almost didn’t let Cliff compete because Young didn’t have any sponsors. They told him he was crazy and could never even finish. Cliff explained:

“Sometimes I would have to run those sheep for two or three days. It took a long time, but I’d catch them. I believe I can run this race; it’s only two more days. Five days. I’ve run sheep for three”

They eventually let Cliff run. As the race begun, the runners left Cliff sucking on their dust. Spectators even smirked because he didn’t even run properly. He appeared to run leisurely, shuffling like an amateur. This style of running became known as the “Young Shuffle.”
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All the professional runners trained to run 18 hours a day and sleep for the remaining six. Cliff had his own agenda. He ran all through the night. As the morning of the second day came, everyone was surprised. Not only was Cliff still in the race, but he had continued to jog through the night. With no formal training or coaching, he never knew that runners rested in ultra marathons. He just assumed they ran the entire race until it finished.

As the days passed, Cliff crept closer to the world class runners. By the fifth and final night of the race, he had surpassed all the other athletes. He was the first competitor to cross the finish line with a record-setting time: five days, 15-hours and four minutes.

Cliff received $10,000 dollars for winning the race, but didn’t keep a cent for himself. He gave the five other runners who finished $2,000 each, which further endeared him to all of Australia.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed May 31, 2017 9:18 am
by Jungle Rat
Forrest Gump

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:42 am
by eCat
maybe 10 years ago on here or so I remember typing a sentence

something like

So you take Duke, North Carolina, and Kentucky

and someone gave me shit for putting a comma after North Carolina

That was what I was taught in elementary school and I've carried it with me since.


After that I was convinced I was wrong about it - (although it was so ingrained in me I never stopped)

tuns out that is called the Oxford comma

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:05 am
by hedge
"Unless you’re writing for a particular publication or drafting an essay for school, whether or not you use the Oxford comma is generally up to you. However, omitting it can sometimes cause some strange misunderstandings.

I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty.

Without the Oxford comma, the sentence above could be interpreted as stating that you love your parents, and your parents are Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty. Here’s the same sentence with the Oxford comma:

I love my parents, Lady Gaga, and Humpty Dumpty.

Those who oppose the Oxford comma argue that rephrasing an already unclear sentence can solve the same problems that using the Oxford comma does. For example:

I love my parents, Lady Gaga and Humpty Dumpty.

could be rewritten as:

I love Lady Gaga, Humpty Dumpty and my parents."

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:06 am
by hedge
The main takeaway, though, is never sass eCat about anything. Somebody gave you shit about a comma 10 years ago and you're still nursing a thirst for revenge? Gotdamn...

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:19 am
by eCat
you damn skippy

I remember who did it too but I'm not saying

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:33 pm
by aTm
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 4:47 pm
by eCat
LOL

slow writing day for Vampire Weekend

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 8:03 pm
by hedge
What about the Oxford semi-colon?

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:52 pm
by CAT
Anyone who goes to Oxford needs to have a full colon!

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:55 pm
by CAT
Just popped in to say hello Darlings, and is anyone following the World Cup Eliminations (Yeah England!) if so, on what thread?

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:00 pm
by Professor Tiger
"Full Colon" > "World Cup Eliminations." An accident? I think not.

Welcome, CAT.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:20 pm
by CAT
who is Le Tigre?

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:15 am
by Professor Tiger
I'm just an old broken down deplorable.

Did you see the US tied Mexico and snuck through the back door into the World Cup? Yes, we're bad but we're getting better.

I always get a good laugh when the US - a country with 330 million people - loses to Lichtenstein or the Seychelles or Vatican City in world competition.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:07 am
by hedge
True, but no country out-idiots the US, as you amply prove again and again...

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:19 am
by CAT
awwww Hedge--don't put yourself down like that! I have to do the USA/England bit. England beat Scotland in a qualifier but lost 3-2 to France in a friendly! Very good game USA and Mexico. US played as dirty as Mexico!
Professor Le Tigre, USA is not that bad any more! Stadiums are always sold out unlike 'other' games.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:36 am
by CAT
I just want to say I hope you are all well, I have missed you! I realised your babies are all big kids now, time really does fly. I'll see if anyone is following the World Cup eliminations,.

ECat it's an Anniversary! Take your gorgeous wife to the City of Love--Paris, then a boat trip to Normandy or a trip through the Loire Valley it's gorgeous! I was home in October and went to Paris to see friends, love that city--My London is being hit badly but we will stand tall!

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:50 am
by aTm
Professor Tiger wrote:I'm just an old broken down deplorable.

Did you see the US tied Mexico and snuck through the back door into the World Cup? Yes, we're bad but we're getting better.

I always get a good laugh when the US - a country with 330 million people - loses to Lichtenstein or the Seychelles or Vatican City in world competition.
Maybe most here who used to talk soccer are gone, but that doesnt mean there is no one here who can see that you dont have a clue about what youre talking about.

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:48 am
by hedge
Being able to talk soccer is neither a necessary nor sufficient reason to qualify anyone to recognize that...

Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:58 pm
by DooKSucks
CAT wrote:England beat Scotland in a qualifier but lost 3-2 to France...US played as dirty as Mexico]
England beating Scotland is no great accomplishment.

Fuck off. We weren't nearly as dirty as those fuck faces.

Welcome back!