The Goat Pen

You guys bring your wives?

No, but I would take eCat's wife...

just leave the keys in when you are done

Maybe we should schedule a Goat Pen wife swap. I'm sure they'd go for it. "Hey honey, I don't know if I mentioned it, but I've been chatting with some guys on the internet for years now, we're thinking of a wife swap. Don't worry, they're all cool. What? No, I haven't ever met them, but I can just tell. Hey wait. Where are you going? Come back! Come back!!"

Why should I do that when I can just rent a boat with the MYF?

/runs

I still haven't forgotten that Saint said my wife looked like R. Lee Ermey which I have to admit, had some sting to it.

fortunately I've always want to fuck R. Lee Ermey so it worked out.

"Why should I do that when I can just rent a boat with the MYF?"

Maybe your Tribeca friend has one he can loan you...

Seems like a wife swap would be easier and cheaper than boat rental and portage in Manhattan. Or were you thinking more Rockaway? I'm sure she would enjoy watching the planes take off and land at JFK...

Very strange. Jeff Gordon, Kasey Kahne, and Joey Logano were on my flight out here. I guess Nascar has their awards show this week. Logano was sitting in coach. I thought these guys chartered. Maybe things are really getting bad for the circuit.

Jeff Gordon not sitting Gulfstream is a major disappointment.

I don't remember saying that. All I know of your wife is that she looked pretty hot running half naked out of the house in the homemade horror flick her college friends made. I'm sure she doesn't look like that now but I've always given you Dale Earnhardt points for that.

eCat wrote:I still haven't forgotten that Saint said my wife looked like R. Lee Ermey which I have to admit, had some sting to it.

I wouldn't say that. I thought your wife was quite fuckable.

I am out of my comfort bubble with this discussion now

Owlman wrote:

eCat wrote:I still haven't forgotten that Saint said my wife looked like R. Lee Ermey which I have to admit, had some sting to it.

I wouldn't say that. I thought your wife was quite fuckable.

No doubt, spacer. Why, I think I could run my hand up Mrs eCat's thigh, while I kiss the nape of her neck, before yanking down her black thong and....

and to think I slept on the couch last night with the dog

AA must be 7-5 with an 8-ft wingspan if he could do what he just described. either that or he's quick and catlike as he zips back and forth from the nape to the taint

I used to work with a guy who had an OK wife but he thought she was out of his league, like super model hot

and so he'd be showing us pictures of her ( which we didn't ask to see) and saying stuff like "yea, I'm gonna get to go home to that tonight and its waiting for me" - shit like that

and the rest of the guys in the office were looking at each other out of the corner of our eyes and shrugging our shoulders cause we didn't know what to say

so while I"ve shared alot of stuff with you guys over the years about my wife, I've always remembered how out of touch I thought that guy was in our office and have guarded my words a bit when talking about my wife. I mean I'll talk about her wanting to do her bi-friend and or what kind of porn she likes - but in judging her against other women -I only see that becoming a lose/lose for me. Plus every guy on the internet dogs women unless they are amazing when we know they'd be happy to have the toothless hooker that sleeps in the dumpster behind the El Rancho Motel.

Yep and why women don't understand that remains the reason for the eternal gulf between the sexes.

I was at the doctor today and the nurse, probably 60 something and starting to wither but still with a girlish bounce (it's the doctor's wife) took me into the back room for an Xray. After taking off my shirt so she could resize the thingie for the Xray around my ample girth, I had a quick vision of just laying her on the counter with the broken printer and half-opened boxes of supplies and giving the old girl a quick pounding that would make her pussy sing like it hadn't in years, all while her weirdo doctor husband was poring over my chart like a cat licking tuna off its paws in the next room.

Shit, I actually got a chubby just thinking about it but then it quickly went away once I looked at her again. I guess this is what getting old is going to be like when you still have the mind of a 13-year-old.

eCat wrote:I used to work with a guy who had an OK wife but he thought she was out of his league, like super model hot

and so he'd be showing us pictures of her ( which we didn't ask to see) and saying stuff like "yea, I'm gonna get to go home to that tonight and its waiting for me" - shit like that

and the rest of the guys in the office were looking at each other out of the corner of our eyes and shrugging our shoulders cause we didn't know what to say

so while I"ve shared alot of stuff with you guys over the years about my wife, I've always remembered how out of touch I thought that guy was in our office and have guarded my words a bit when talking about my wife. I mean I'll talk about her wanting to do her bi-friend and or what kind of porn she likes - but in judging her against other women -I only see that becoming a lose/lose for me. Plus every guy on the internet dogs women unless they are amazing when we know they'd be happy to have the toothless hooker that sleeps in the dumpster behind the El Rancho Motel.

have to have teeth, or at least good dentures.