The Goat Pen

I would be OK with you only lasting another year...

Crazy is not using a condom when your mistress by all estimates has had over 2000 sex partners. Say what you want about Bill, but you don't have to put a rubber on a cigar.

Of course, the bigger issue is the 130k she leveraged Trump for her silence about a few hookups. Oh - and she also does pee pee.

We can't have married men with former mistresses in the Oval Office! That might lead to.... say.... married men having mistresses IN the Oval Office! Trump must be impeached immediately for this!

Speaking of impeachment, what does this have to with Trump colluding with the Russians?

It's a measure of Trump's character that a revelation about an affair with a porn star doesn't even register a shrug. But hey, at least he still has the evangelical christian vote locked up...

The people who are now getting all outraged about Trump’s past love life as a private citizen are the same people who defended Clinton’s man-whore career as a Governor and President. It’s like listening to Harvey Weinstein preach against sexual harassment.

Sexual harassment deserves to be preached against, but Harvey Weinstein is not the one to preach it. Being a whoremonger like Trump also deserves to be preached against, but Clintonistas aren’t the ones to preach it.

In other news, up up up!

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/20/politics/ ... index.html

Who is outraged about Trump's porn mistress?

No one that I know, but the "family values" evangelicals should be. They aren't, though. Trump could blood sacrifice a newborn during a satanic ritual while he defecated on a bible and wiped his ass with the shroud of Turin and neocons would be "He's a genius!" and "Hitlery would do worse!"

I never understood how the evangelicals flocked to a thrice-married, womanizing, biblically illiterate, profane casino owner in 2016. Especially when one of their own (Cruz) was available.

Maybe because Trump doesn't drink alcohol, and doesn't dance, that made him okay in their eyes.

That memo, soon to be released, MUST be a really big deal. YUGE, even. So much so that the MSM is maintaining an emergency lockdown on any mention of it. They are reporting on more important things, like what Kom and Kanye have named their latest baby.

Well?

I think they named the baby “Chicago.”

First post tax cut check deposited.....


Yuge!!!!

Now you'll be able to enjoy a pack of nabs with your Mello Yello. Awesome...

I said yuge, not Landslide!

Maybe they'll have some Nekots in the discount bin. Probably a little stale, but that will be easier on your gums...

Tick, you’ve obsessing over Stormy of late.

Are you posting from the shower?

She's going to be on Kimmel, prof. Must See TV.