UCLA Bruins

The Forum Without Decorum.

Moderators: eCat, hedge, Cletus

Post Reply
User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23347
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:13 am

The video is so uncomfortably bad, even Larry David can't watch it without turning his head.

I read this morning they advertised a bunch of b list celebrities that were supposed to be on it and none of them showed up. The fight on stage at the end while credits rolled in silence is a perfect ending to it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Top
User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26745
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:31 am

"don't put that on me!"

[youtube]mFEzW1Z6TRM[/youtube]
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
Top
User avatar
Saint
All-American
Posts: 5051
Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:53 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Saint » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:03 pm

the bloated Macy Gray in a supertight, sheer top was a nice touch but not as good as the fat black hooker announcing 2013 would be a bad year for all her haters while she was texting onstage during the interview.

who even went to that?
Top
User avatar
T Dot O Dot
Senior
Posts: 1778
Joined: Wed May 04, 2011 9:09 pm

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:14 pm

[youtube]zIom3LSbB0I[/youtube]
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Top
User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30219
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:39 pm

[youtube]Ch5MEJk5ZCQ[/youtube]
Top
User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:46 pm

Yeah, but can he kick Chuck Norris' ass?
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Top
User avatar
Owlman
Senior
Posts: 4222
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:04 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Rice
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: Louisiana

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Owlman » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:33 pm

As God? Yes
My Dad is my hero still.
Top
User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30219
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:29 pm

Interesting. Freeman v Norris would be the biggest PPV event ever. We could hold it at Jerry Jones Stadium. It would have to be on at 8pm on Thursday night though in place of tbs wrestling. Name me a county jail/prison that isn't watching watching wrestling then. I've seen fights over changing the channel at that time. Ugly
Top
User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30219
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:55 pm

[youtube]_6t-EjrtD3U[/youtube]
Top
User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26745
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:17 pm

Just watched The Thing again on IFC. I had forgotten that the money line at the end of the movie was Kurt Russell speaking to the thing as he tosses a stick of dynamite: "Yeah, well fuck you, too!"
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
Top
User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23347
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:23 pm

A new kids book

"where the whores are"

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/20599 ... by-schools
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Top
User avatar
sardis
All-American
Posts: 6473
Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:25 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Villanova
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by sardis » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:44 pm

Looks like Willis survived them all. Wouldn't have guessed that 20 years ago.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/0 ... rokes.html
Top
User avatar
BigRedMan
Senior
Posts: 3025
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:17 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Indiana
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:38 pm

Cocaine is a natural preservative.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
Top
User avatar
Bklyn
All-American
Posts: 8254
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
College Hoops Affiliation: Howard
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The County of Kings

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:19 pm

That's why Keith Richards is still alive and Michael Irvin still looks 30.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Top
User avatar
eCat
Mr. Pissant
Posts: 23347
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:22 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Kentucky
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc
Location: The mediocre but almost livable city of Cincinnati

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:28 pm

Crispin Glover hasn't aged a day
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Top
User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26745
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:40 pm

William Burroughs claimed you don't age when you're doing heroin. But evidently time speeds up like a motherfucker when you stop...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
Top
User avatar
Jungle Rat
The Pied Piper of Crazy
Posts: 30219
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Florida
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Croc/Gator/Etc
Location: Crows Parents Basement

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:42 pm

BigRedMan wrote:Cocaine is a natural preservative.
Finally! A Fat man agrees!
Top
User avatar
BigRedMan
Senior
Posts: 3025
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:17 am
College Hoops Affiliation: Indiana
Preferred Barbecue Style: Tomato!
Mascot Fight: Big Cat/Tiger/Lion/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:42 am

[youtube]FR3ChDXCv0I[/youtube]
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
Top
User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26745
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:52 am

Somebody should start a biscuit restaurant that prides itself on having more meat and cheese in the biscuit than having a big ass biscuit with meager portions of filling. A good name would the The Niggardly Biscuit....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
Top
User avatar
hedge
Legend
Posts: 26745
Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:09 am
College Hoops Affiliation: North Carolina
Preferred Barbecue Style: Vinegar!
Mascot Fight: Bear/Grizzly/Etc

Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:13 am

Read the comments. Poor female blogger gets savaged, tries to remain upbeat...

http://www.vice.com/read/whats-happenin ... cages-face
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “The Goat Pen”