The Goat Pen

Fuck you Hedge

Over a damn old dog. We put this yippee mother fuck er outside on a lead and we came back to a note saying she didn't appreciate us mistreating her dog.

My wife to exception to the note and they had about 3 years up pent up bitchiness that just came out. .

Sister number 3 sided with my wife because she hates the dog. There is more to it than that..money..inheritance...not helping the 72 year old mother...the list of grievances is long.

I am good with it because I was planning on spending about $250 on her going out with us on meals and the casino this week. So stay mad bitch

Which casino? Take me!

The golden nugget

I prefer the Beau Rivage, but since you're paying....

That's definitely the nicest one.

To add to the fun around here my 13 year old niece is experiencing cramps for the first time and is caterwauling during dinner.


Worst vacation ever

When we went to the weed dispensary in Colorado, they had THC vaginal suppositories for that. The gal on duty said they worked. Of course, heroin works better...

eCat wrote: Worst vacation ever

Damn, that's saying a lot from the King of Bad Vacations

ok, so its not spoiled shrimp on a cruise ship bad......yet

spoiled shrimp? Don't blame the shrimp. You ordered a shrimp omelet.

eCat wrote:
Worst vacation ever

So, the New Orleans visit didn't include the swingers? That's all I've been waiting for.

Bklyn wrote:

eCat wrote:
Worst vacation ever

So, the New Orleans visit didn't include the swingers? That's all I've been waiting for.

wednesday night,...

We should start a pool on how it's going to end. I put $10 on nutsack in the zipper.

I cannot wait to read the after action report tomorrow morning.

Spill the beans!

sorry for the let down

1. she was on her period
2. unbeknownst to me, she has been applying for jobs in the southern ohio/indiana/northern Kentucky area
3. she asked me to help her with her resume most of the night
4. she has every intention of moving close to us so we can all spend more time together. I have mixed emotions about this.

it was not the night I was envisioning. And I bought a bottle of high dollar Jamaican rum to lubricate the evening too.

So, you went to NOLA and cobbled together a resume or am I reading that wrong?

AlabamAlum wrote:So, you went to NOLA and cobbled together a resume or am I reading that wrong?

no, I was in NOLA earlier this week. I am in Mobile now

Ahh.


Although, Mobile has Callaghan's - one of the best redneck Irish bars in the World. Great burgers and bar food. Just hate that Southern LIving did a piece in them. Now, every yuppie in a 6-state area will be beating a path...

Total letdown