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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:36 am
by DooKSucks
eCat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:24 am
My son works at a hotel now and he's learned that men will check into the hotel, then go to the back entrance of the hotel and prop the door open to let their side woman in as to not be seen entering the hotel together, so he fucks with them by going back and locking the door, then watches their frustration on the surveillance camera. (They aren't supposed to keep that door open).
LMAO
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:02 am
by hedge
You need to get the boy to get one of those surveillance cams and put it in the room...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 1:11 pm
by Saint
Duh, death certificates always list every possible reason for death.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:17 pm
by Fifer
DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:36 am
eCat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:24 am
My son works at a hotel now and he's learned that men will check into the hotel, then go to the back entrance of the hotel and prop the door open to let their side woman in as to not be seen entering the hotel together, so he fucks with them by going back and locking the door, then watches their frustration on the surveillance camera. (They aren't supposed to keep that door open).
LMAO
Is that what happened last time? Now I'll have to take her someplace different.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm
by aTm
Im guessing ecat isnt into his boy having a future in prison
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:02 pm
by hedge
We could get some good stories out of it I bet...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:46 pm
by Jungle Rat
Trumps wife wants a pool boy now.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:03 am
by eCat
hedge wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:02 pm
We could get some good stories out of it I bet...
he does have some pretty good stories lately.
Maybe once a month he gets propositioned by an older woman (old to him is like 35). Last week someone called the police on him and accused him of stealing $100 because the hotel charges all debit cards $100 ahead of time and refunds the difference after the bill. The couple having sex in the pool, the woman shooting heroin and passing out in the lobby...
he's yet to have someone die on him there yet.
he has to do the less appealing stuff too though - dealing with noise complaints, clogged toilets, people smoking when the hotel is non smoking, people finding pubic hairs in the sink, etc.,
its one of the better chain hotels if you're wondering.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:10 am
by eCat
aTm wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:37 pm
Im guessing ecat isnt into his boy having a future in prison
the door stays locked, the men just prop it open so their woman can get in. So he goes around and shuts the door so its not propped open, then watches her try to get in, calls the man on the cell phone and he has to come down and open the door.
it gets pretty boring working the front desk so he finds entertainment where he can.
They are opening a new hotel next summer and he's penciled in as a manager, which I'm afraid is going to kill any ambition he has to finish college. I'm hoping to compromise with him and at least have him get something like a meaningless management degree so he can move up in that field of work.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:18 am
by aTm
A rich future working for dudes named Patel!
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:23 am
by eCat
they are literally named Patel
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 1:33 pm
by Saint
It's a law in America than motel-operating red dots be given the Patel surname. It's just easier that way.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 5:00 pm
by sardis
Actually, it's an Indian caste thing. I have two hotel groups that are run by Patels. They explained that historically in India the Patels were destined to be in this business per the caste system. It was happening long before they came over here.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:48 am
by hedge
Not that long...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:27 am
by Jungle Rat
eCat wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:03 am
hedge wrote: ↑Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:02 pm
We could get some good stories out of it I bet...
he does have some pretty good stories lately.
Maybe once a month he gets propositioned by an older woman (old to him is like 35). Last week someone called the police on him and accused him of stealing $100 because the hotel charges all debit cards $100 ahead of time and refunds the difference after the bill. The couple having sex in the pool, the woman shooting heroin and passing out in the lobby...
he's yet to have someone die on him there yet.
he has to do the less appealing stuff too though - dealing with noise complaints, clogged toilets, people smoking when the hotel is non smoking, people finding pubic hairs in the sink, etc.,
its one of the better chain hotels if you're wondering.
Days Inn. Mason. Or fucking anywhere.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:33 am
by Jungle Rat
Hopefully your boy sees all the bullshit going on and looks at you and decides that ain't the life he wants to live. You're lucky I can't post pictures but if I could I'd be one of the kid from King of the hill. Beat the stupid out of him. Now or never.
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:51 pm
by hedge
Harsh...
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:52 pm
by Jungle Rat
Just sayin
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 8:47 pm
by Saint
Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:00 pm
by eCat
which one is winning?
I'd go with K fired
Duke will start a slow decline after he is gone, or the NCAA will slam whoever replaces him for cheating just for all the residual stuff from K