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Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:46 pm
by innocentbystander
aTm wrote:he got that one wrong, actually.
no its all good. Now that I think of it, I would rather not be the only BC fan here. Unfortunately I believe that they will all probably leave before the game against ZooMass on August 30th.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:33 pm
by claver2010
innocentbystander wrote:
aTm wrote:he got that one wrong, actually.
no its all good. Now that I think of it, I would rather not be the only BC fan here. Unfortunately I believe that they will all probably leave before the game against ZooMass on August 30th.
When are you going to admit setting up the new name from Arizona and is the new name that you set up Mr. Moneypenny? The person behind that account seems to have similar posting styles to you.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:46 pm
by innocentbystander
claver2010 wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:
aTm wrote:he got that one wrong, actually.
no its all good. Now that I think of it, I would rather not be the only BC fan here. Unfortunately I believe that they will all probably leave before the game against ZooMass on August 30th.
When are you going to admit setting up the new name from Arizona and is the new name that you set up Mr. Moneypenny? The person behind that account seems to have similar posting styles to you.
Never. Because I don't do that. You know that I don't ever create sock puppets. You have posted with me for years and I have never done that once, on any forum, anywhere. And I'm not going to start now.

And why don't I do that? Because what I write is (more often that not) sincere. It is my sincerity that drives the majority of other posters to want to communicate with me in some way (even if it is in anger or facetiousness.) It forces others to care about what I write (they care so much that they search the interwebs for me on other forums just to give me a hard time.) And I want ALL the credit for what I write to go to my one and only account. That may not be important to you, but it is important to me.

Moreover, keeping just one account proves that I am not a coward. I stand behind what I say and let the chip fall where they may. Life is much too short for sock puppet nonsense.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:50 pm
by claver2010
So your birth certificate says "Innocent Bystander?" That's weird.

Also, do you choose not to use sock puppets because you are afraid you will stick your hand into ejaculate?

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:52 pm
by innocentbystander
claver2010 wrote:So your birth certificate says "Innocent Bystander?" That's weird.

Also, do you choose not to use sock puppets because you are afraid you will stick your hand into ejaculate?
Look are you going to bother to be over here at the goat pen after the 30th or not? Or maybe you haven't decided yet. aTm is not a nazi lunatic moderator the way at least one of the mods is over at EO (the one who should have his authority revoked immediately for abuse of his power.) Its a good forum here.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:59 pm
by hedge
"Never. Because I don't do that. You know that I don't ever create sock puppets. You have posted with me for years and I have never done that once, on any forum, anywhere. And I'm not going to start now."

Well, I guess that settles it. It's not every day that one is presented with proof as ironclad as what IB has just laid down. I mean, if he had just stated it once, there would be room for doubt. Or even twice, that would be convincing, but still a little wiggle room for doubt. But no, he stated it THREE times (with the additional pledge - as if anyone would even question it - that he isn't going to start doing it now). You really can't argue with that...

"It is my sincerity that drives the majority of other posters to want to communicate with me in some way"

Yes, your sincere stupidity...

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:04 pm
by innocentbystander
hedge wrote:"Never. Because I don't do that. You know that I don't ever create sock puppets. You have posted with me for years and I have never done that once, on any forum, anywhere. And I'm not going to start now."

Well, I guess that settles it. It's not every day that one is presented with proof as ironclad as what IB has just laid down. I mean, if he had just stated it once, there would be room for doubt. Or even twice, that would be convincing, but still a little wiggle room for doubt. But no, he stated it THREE times (with the additional pledge - as if anyone would even question - that he isn't going to start doing it now). You really can't argue with that...
It is not that I have offered any proof. I haven't. But if this is the real claver, then he already knows me well enough to know that I don't create sock puppets. And if its not the real claver, I don't care if he knows or doesn't know that I don't create sock puppets. Either way, I'm good.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:11 pm
by hedge
How can anyone possibly know that some anonymous stranger on the internet hasn't created more than one moniker? We rarely know our own hearts, far less the hearts of others. Who can scour the secret nooks and crannies of another's soul? Esp. a soul as foul and pestilential as yours? No, IB, the answer to whether you have created sock puppets, either yea or nay, is known only to you. And maybe not even to you. But at any rate, for everyone else, "knowledge" of this sort is an epistemic impossibility. Don't ask it. By whatever gods or demi-devils you pray to, don't ask it...

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:22 pm
by innocentbystander
hedge wrote:How can anyone possibly know that some anonymous stranger on the internet hasn't created more than one moniker? We rarely know our own hearts, far less the hearts of others. Who can scour the secret nooks and crannies of another's soul? Esp. a soul as foul and pestilential as yours? No, IB, the answer to whether you have created sock puppets, either yea or nay, is known only to you. And maybe not even to you. But at any rate, for everyone else, "knowledge" of this sort is an epistemic impossibility. Don't ask it. By whatever gods or demi-devils you pray to, don't ask it...
Sure, whatever.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:22 pm
by claver2010
hedge wrote:How can anyone possibly know that some anonymous stranger on the internet hasn't created more than one moniker? We rarely know our own hearts, far less the hearts of others. Who can scour the secret nooks and crannies of another's soul? Esp. a soul as foul and pestilential as yours? No, IB, the answer to whether you have created sock puppets, either yea or nay, is known only to you. And maybe not even to you. But at any rate, for everyone else, "knowledge" of this sort is an epistemic impossibility. Don't ask it. By whatever gods or demi-devils you pray to, don't ask it...
We exchange messages, both public and private, in an anonymous message board/blog. As a result, I plan to name my first child "Innocent" but likely only her middle name.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:25 pm
by ChrisHansen
SHOW ME YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, COWARD

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:27 pm
by innocentbystander
claver2010 wrote:
hedge wrote:How can anyone possibly know that some anonymous stranger on the internet hasn't created more than one moniker? We rarely know our own hearts, far less the hearts of others. Who can scour the secret nooks and crannies of another's soul? Esp. a soul as foul and pestilential as yours? No, IB, the answer to whether you have created sock puppets, either yea or nay, is known only to you. And maybe not even to you. But at any rate, for everyone else, "knowledge" of this sort is an epistemic impossibility. Don't ask it. By whatever gods or demi-devils you pray to, don't ask it...
We exchange messages, both public and private, in an anonymous message board/blog. As a result, I plan to name my first child "Innocent" but likely only her middle name.
I will not be able to make it out East this year for any of the games. I am sorry. I wanted to go to the ZooMass game not because I like that opponent but I had every intention of having a real acutal tailgate at a BC game for once (instead of just mooching breakfast burritos off the Rettigs and Amidons in Compton.)

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:28 pm
by aTm
ChrisHansen wrote:
SHOW ME YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, COWARD
Heh, now we're talking.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:39 pm
by DomingoOrtiz
innocentbystander wrote:
claver2010 wrote:So your birth certificate says "Innocent Bystander?" That's weird.

Also, do you choose not to use sock puppets because you are afraid you will stick your hand into ejaculate?
Look are you going to bother to be over here at the goat pen after the 30th or not? Or maybe you haven't decided yet. aTm is not a nazi lunatic moderator the way at least one of the mods is over at EO (the one who should have his authority revoked immediately for abuse of his power.) Its a good forum here.

He allows meatbombing? A certain someone will be happy to hear that!

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:43 pm
by Mr. Moneypenny
I can vouch for IB. The only socks that he has are knee-high nylons for work (black and brown), tube socks for the weekends, and several pink socks that I have given him (my fault).

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... =11&t=4166

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:04 pm
by dave_rickart
who the hell still uses Sprint?

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:19 pm
by innocentbystander
dave_rickart wrote:who the hell still uses Sprint?
people from North Carolina.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:24 pm
by hedge
"I will not be able to make it out East this year for any of the games. I am sorry."

;-(

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:40 pm
by Cletus
innocentbystander wrote:
claver2010 wrote:
hedge wrote:How can anyone possibly know that some anonymous stranger on the internet hasn't created more than one moniker? We rarely know our own hearts, far less the hearts of others. Who can scour the secret nooks and crannies of another's soul? Esp. a soul as foul and pestilential as yours? No, IB, the answer to whether you have created sock puppets, either yea or nay, is known only to you. And maybe not even to you. But at any rate, for everyone else, "knowledge" of this sort is an epistemic impossibility. Don't ask it. By whatever gods or demi-devils you pray to, don't ask it...
We exchange messages, both public and private, in an anonymous message board/blog. As a result, I plan to name my first child "Innocent" but likely only her middle name.
I will not be able to make it out East this year for any of the games. I am sorry. I wanted to go to the ZooMass game not because I like that opponent but I had every intention of having a real acutal tailgate at a BC game for once (instead of just mooching breakfast burritos off the Rettigs and Amidons in Compton.)
It sounds like this crew is really going to miss you.

Re: Boston College Eagles

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:48 pm
by innocentbystander
Cletus wrote:It sounds like this crew is really going to miss you.
heh.

My physical presence at a tailgate will NOT (under any circumstances) be missed by anyone. No one cares. It appears (to me at least) the ONLY thing that people really "miss" in me, is my commentary at EO. They missed it so much, they came all the way over HERE to get it.

You guys must really be bored over there. The 30th of August can't get here soon enough. Then even my comments will not be missed.