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AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:32 pm

Googled the marigold thing. Many people said it didn't work, some said it did work, and several said that the deer wouldn't eat the marigolds (usually) but they'd walk by them to get at other things.

Try it, eCat! It'll be like science!

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:43 pm

It works for me but then i have to fight off those pesky wabbits. Coyote piss is probably best for both varmints

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:47 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:It works for me but then i have to fight off those pesky wabbits. Coyote piss is probably best for both varmints

Don't ax Rat where he got his 10 gallon drum of coyote piss.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:54 pm

Home Depot

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:19 pm

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:20 pm

hedge wrote:I've got at least a 1/4 acre of garden going right now and it could definitely feed a fambly of 4. I can't give the stuff away fast enough...

yain't given me shit...except that great wingback chair and the leather chaise lounge upon which I nap daily. thanky

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:21 pm

ecat, get a bag of hair clippings from your local barber shop and spread them around the perimeter of your garden and you won't have any more varmints.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:44 pm

Stu forgot to point out that you need two eat two mushrooms and snort a line of Meth before you plant those clippings.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:10 pm

who the hell snorts meth?

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:24 pm

Saint wrote:who the hell snorts meth?

Tuco will snort anything you put in front of him... as long as it doesn't have chili powder?

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:35 pm

hair clippings? wtf?

those 3 little bastards were back again tonight eating my blackberries

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:36 pm

Also, bury a Lawn Gnome upside-down in the Southwest corner of the garden.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:41 pm

it's not a Wiccan method, it's the vitalis and such on the hair that scares off the critters.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:47 pm

I wasn't talking Wiccan shit either! Woodland creatures fear gnome farts more than anything (they are deadly poison to varmints). A Gnome ass-up will scare rabbits and dears and such shitless. I said southwest corner because I've been to eCat's home at night many times and thats the most obvious approach the critters are taking to his garden.

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:14 pm

I don't know about rabbits but dears laugh at gnome's asses.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:19 am

The human scent from the hair will keep them away. Also get a few sticks of deodorant, pull them out of the dispenser and place them around the garden.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:05 am

Or hire a long-haired, homeless man with a strong "human" scent to stand back in your yard at all hours. It's less embarrassing than going to your barber to ask for Vitalis-soaked hair from the floor so you can take home to "scare the deer away." They won't judge you nor suspect you may be bending the truth (you freak) for that request, no sirree.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:51 pm

just picked the boy up from a week at scout camp

one boy 2 tents down decided he heard racoons outside his tent so he decided that it was a good idea to take a shit in the middle of the tent instead of going out to the latrine and face possible mauling by rabid racoons. So the next day his tent mate gets up, sees and throws a fit.

So they made him (the shitter) and his tent mate clean it up. His tent mate said fuck this, I ain't cleaning up this guy's shit, I'm calling momma to come get me so he bailed on Wednesday.

ahh...summer camp. There is always a poop story.

TheBigMook · Post by **TheBigMook** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:03 pm

Never a stump when you need one.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:44 am

LMAO at the tent mate.

BTW Ecat, don't you have a big ass rifle that will take care of Bambi and his mom. If not, at least some m-80s or something.

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