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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 12:14 pm
by eCat
I'm stuck in an Alabama dorm room that smells like a thrift store collection bin, debugging code for my daughter's assignment that is due in 2 hours

This sucks ass

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 2:09 pm
by Jungle Rat
BAMMER!

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:07 pm
by DooKSucks
eCat wrote:I'm stuck in an Alabama dorm room that smells like a thrift store collection bin, debugging code for my daughter's assignment that is due in 2 hours

This sucks ass
Ah...backstory please

Also, what do her suitemates look like?

Any talent on her hall?

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:16 pm
by Jungle Rat
He means Heffers

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:05 pm
by eCat
DooKSucks wrote:
eCat wrote:I'm stuck in an Alabama dorm room that smells like a thrift store collection bin, debugging code for my daughter's assignment that is due in 2 hours

This sucks ass
Ah...backstory please

Also, what do her suitemates look like?

Any talent on her hall?
oh man, it competes with Ole Miss

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:14 pm
by Jungle Rat
So youre walking around campus with a boner. Way to represnt TGP.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 1:12 am
by eCat
That awkward moment you are helping your daughter pack and her vibrator falls out onto the floor

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 6:17 am
by hedge
Rabbit?

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 8:20 am
by eCat
No just a basic one

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 8:32 am
by hedge
You need to slip her some cash and give her that most important of fatherly advice: "Honey, try the rabbit"...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 11:41 am
by Jungle Rat
Corky Simpson is spinning in his old folks bed.

http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basket ... na-program

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 2:23 pm
by eCat
hedge wrote:You need to slip her some cash and give her that most important of fatherly advice: "Honey, try the rabbit"...
I'm certain my wife has had that talk with her.

My mother-n-law got all her daughters vibrators for Xmas one year when they were late teens.

So I guess she thinks thats what a normal mother does

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 2:42 pm
by Jungle Rat
Profs daughters only know their vibrator as Dad.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 7:11 pm
by Dave23
Duke might not have the #1 class too much longer...

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 3:33 pm
by eCat
Driving around Tuscaloosa is like going back 20 years in time

I was actually excited to see they still had a Pizza Hut with the all you can eat buffet

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 4:37 pm
by Jungle Rat
Old School

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 4:47 pm
by hedge
Did they have the dessert pizza?

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 6:36 pm
by Dave23
There's an old-time Pizza Inn with buffet in Missouri near Cape Girardeau.

It was a semi-regular stop between Memphis and Springfield the past few years.

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 6:51 pm
by eCat
hedge wrote:Did they have the dessert pizza?
I didn't stop but I will if I get a chance

Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 6:52 pm
by eCat
Dave23 wrote:There's an old-time Pizza Inn with buffet in Missouri near Cape Girardeau.

It was a semi-regular stop between Memphis and Springfield the past few years.
Pizza Inn had a buffet when I was in high school and it was awesome