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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 08, 2019 1:53 pm

Birginia...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 08, 2019 2:06 pm

University of Baloney

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 08, 2019 3:26 pm

Bologna?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:22 pm

Avanetti is hammering Duke

He has a spot on CNBC to talk about Nike and he is certain to say they paid Zion to go to Duke
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:31 pm

It's getting harder and harder to tell who hates dook more: UNC or UK fans

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:34 pm

E is leading the way. Hedge doesn't know what day it is and you are still trying to figure out how to tie your shoes.

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:51 pm

Ha! I have my 12-year-old son tie my shoes now that I can't reach my feet. How does it feel to take another L, "Rat?"

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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crotch wrote:1115351498773487616
it aint the most valuable for winning championships this decade
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:20 pm

Saint wrote:Ha! I have my 12-year-old son tie my shoes now that I can't reach my feet. How does it feel to take another L, "Rat?"
I'm sure he does more than tie your shoes.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:34 pm

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:29 pm

The only silver lining for this abomination is the fact that Lubbock is guaranteed to burn tonight.
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:14 pm

Luuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhck!!!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by bluetick » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:01 pm

Rick Barnes staying put at UT. L.A. sports media (done deal!!) can eat a bowl of dick.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:37 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:22 am

What up nigga???@!!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:04 am

hedge wrote:What up nigga???@!!
Are you saying that because he looks like Jericho in that pic?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:13 am

No. He's just racist.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:25 am

PEARL! Is exactly what UCLA needed. Good hire.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:45 am

Wait, are you saying Pearl to UCLA? That would be great.
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