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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by Cletus » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:07 pm

I wonder if there will ever be a time that I stop being surprised that people in the 21st century believe the Adam and Eve story is true?

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:15 pm

It might be the 21st century, but some are still stuck in the 1400's, Cletus.
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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:26 pm

Cletus wrote:I wonder if there will ever be a time that I stop being surprised that people in the 21st century believe the Adam and Eve story is true?
Please comment on the youtube Cletus. Here I'll post it again.

[youtube]PlT-dq9cn7o[/youtube]
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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by Cletus » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:30 pm

No. if you endorse it that's all I need to know.

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Post by innocentbystander » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:37 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:IB:

No, it means nothing of the sort.

Nothing about that is logical or correct. Even your interpretation of the fable of Adam and Eve is crazy. Eve was seduced by Satan himself and ate the fruit of the tree (I do not believe the Bible specified it was an Apple). So, she told Adam, and he ate, too - even though he wasn't manipulated by the Devil.
You messed up the logic. Eve committed two sins. Adam committed one. Do not ever again (never-ever-again) refer to "The Fall" as a "fable" until you can properly define exactly what sins were committed by each. Until you get to that fundamental point, the rest of what you say is moot.

That "fable" may very well be the most important story in all of the Old Testament.
AlabamAlum wrote:And because of this and despite all the evil men do in your bible - from Adam eating the fruit, to his son, Cain, the heretics, the pharaohs of Egypt in the time of Moses, the Romans with Christ, and...well, you get the idea. But none of that matters, right? Because of the fable of Adam and Eve in your Christian mythology, all women through the millennia should have muted or reduced freedoms and Adam gets a pass?
No, I never said that. I am saying that "The Fall" is important because it properly demonstrates female behavior as it demonstrates rebellion against ultimate authority. Men have committed many sins, many-many sins. And I don't excuse them. But I was talking about feminism and its root. And (ultimately), this 15 year old Beth, she acted out in a way which her actions were "empowered" by nothing more than the feminist imperative.

Of course, you'd get that if you actually understood "The Fall" but of course, you don't.
AlabamAlum wrote:You're a fruitcake. A primitive baboon -maybe a lemur- and you spew your fucked-up ideology as some sort of moral truth - though it is neither. I've wasted too many keystrokes responding to you.

From now on, when you engage me, my pat response to you is, "IB, you are a cock-gobbling fucktard." So, engage me ONLY if you want to see that line. Somehow, I think deep down you like being called that. Anyway, we shall see.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:46 pm

IB, you are a cock-gobbling fucktard.
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Post by bluetick » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:00 am

innocentbystander wrote:
Please comment on the youtube Cletus. Here I'll post it again.

[youtube]PlT-dq9cn7o[/youtube]
God that was achingly amusing. "We're hopelessly dysfunctional losers but we've got a recruiting video with a guy that tells our story with a classy British accent."
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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:06 am

"From the moment Eve told God to fuck off, ate the apple, and offered said apple to Adam, she proved that women are NOT moral agents

As such, women have no business voting in a Democratically elected secular Republic"

A lot of things could've followed from your first premise, and I have no doubt that most if not all of them would've been inane. But the howler that you actually came up with surpassed even my expectations...

Also, in your last post, was it really necessary to bullet point AND enumerate your statements? That seems excessive...
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Post by sardis » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:28 am

I wish someone would put a few bullet points in you.

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Post by 10ac » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:11 pm

A+
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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by innocentbystander » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:14 pm

bluetick wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:
Please comment on the youtube Cletus. Here I'll post it again.

[youtube]PlT-dq9cn7o[/youtube]
God that was achingly amusing. "We're hopelessly dysfunctional losers but we've got a recruiting video with a guy that tells our story with a classy British accent."
What is even MORE amusing is that I doubt you have the intellectual capacity to understand even a word of what Colttaine was saying..... regardless of the accent.
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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Apr 18, 2017 8:44 pm

I can usually offer an opinion on most things, but when IB posts, especially about women, I hardly know how to respond.
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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Apr 19, 2017 2:21 am

Professor Tiger wrote:I can usually offer an opinion on most things, but when IB posts, especially about women, I hardly know how to respond.
Why would you say that? I am consistent. Women I love.

Feminism on the other hand.....

women != feminism

The fact that you might not be able to see that inequality, means that (as far as you are concerned) the feminists may have already won.
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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:39 pm

I want to throat punch IB so fucking hard.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Apr 19, 2017 1:40 pm

How did the Russians steal the Georgia 6th congressional election away from Ossof?
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Post by bluetick » Wed Apr 19, 2017 2:40 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:I can usually offer an opinion on most things, but when IB posts, especially about women, I hardly know how to respond.
He is a special case, no doubt. You certainly don't want to make things worse.

Maybe lock him in a room and blare some classic JB for hours on end.

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Post by bluetick » Wed Apr 19, 2017 3:07 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:How did the Russians steal the Georgia 6th congressional election away from Ossof?
lol It was The Donald's robo-calls that did Ossoff in. As Trump sized it up: "Despite FAKE news, big R win! Glad to be of help!"

Also, Trump just tweeted that the 7th Fleet is sailing up the Volga towards Red Square.
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Apr 19, 2017 3:34 pm

Also, Trump just tweeted that the 7th Fleet is sailing up the Volga towards Red Square.
In order to surrender, in "Hunt for Red October" style?

PS: The name "Osoff" sounds Russian to me. I don't like that one bit.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Apr 19, 2017 3:50 pm

PSS: First Ailes gets canned by Fox, and now O'Reilly?

Can't a guy swat a female's bottom in the workplace anymore?
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Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:44 pm

They caught Tad Cummings. Good. I'm glad they caught him. He was a criminal. I knew they would catch him. I said as much. I am surprised it took them this long.
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