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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:46 pm

Calipari to Lakers???? Chances are slim but possible.


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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:49 pm

"Easy one..... Kentucky Basketball fans. No championship banners for at least another 10 years."

Well cheer up, if you win one more title sometime in the next 10 years, that'll be perfectly on the same pace that you've been winning championships over the past 60 years...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by sardis » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:13 pm

Ok, Tarholes, what's up with the gash ball program at UNC? Was there salacious activity going on or just petty cattiness?

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:28 pm

No idea. They were discussing it on 99.9 today. Could be Hatchell just bitching out players and a few of them teamed up on her. But the important thing to remember is who the fuck cares? It's chickball.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:12 pm

crotch wrote:
hedge wrote:
Who's the Fool now, Crotch?
Easy one..... Kentucky Basketball fans. No championship banners for at least another 10 years. Either Dook or unc will pass them up in the next 10 years. Hope I'm alive to see the meltdown of BBN.
Hope is false. Good luck though

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:13 pm

sardis wrote:Ok, Tarholes, what's up with the gash ball program at UNC? Was there salacious activity going on or just petty cattiness?
I saw that this morning but didn't want to step on their already wounded pride. Plus, its chickball. Vigina lickers.

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Post by 10ac » Tue Apr 02, 2019 10:07 pm

At least one Tennessee team made it to a championship game.
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Post by bluetick » Tue Apr 02, 2019 10:38 pm

10ac wrote:At least one Tennessee team made it to a championship game.
My nephew is on the golf team at Lipscomb. Kid could outdrive me when he was twelve. Heh - he's 6'3" and 145 lbs.
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:56 pm

https://www.nwf.org/-/media/NEW-WEBSITE/Shared-Folder/Wildlife/Invertebrates/invertebrate_walking-stick_dreamnikon-GettyImages_600x300.ashx

I think this is him getting ready to chip

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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Apr 03, 2019 12:29 am

bluetick wrote:
10ac wrote:At least one Tennessee team made it to a championship game.
My nephew is on the golf team at Lipscomb. Kid could outdrive me when he was twelve. Heh - he's 6'3" and 145 lbs.
Heh. Saturday, a group of fifth/sixth grade types were playing a few holes behind our foursome. Our group knows their fathers. My partner had pulled his drive into a trap that was about twenty yards from the tee box on a par five. The kids were playing from the white tees and waiting to tee off. The group ahead of them were 275 out at the bottom of a hill. My partner jokingly admonished them for having too much ego and slow play when the kids said they were waiting because they could reach the group at the bottom of the hill. My partner said they were full of shit, and then each of the kids blasted their drives 260+.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:13 am

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Post by aTm » Wed Apr 03, 2019 7:55 am

Shouldve happened 8 years ago
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:21 am

"Saturday, a group of fifth/sixth grade types were playing a few holes behind our foursome."

Fifth/sixth grade types? What's a sixth grade type??
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Apr 03, 2019 8:33 am

Someone needs to edit his wiki page. They have him as coach of Alabama A&M.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_Williams
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:16 am

hedge wrote:"Saturday, a group of fifth/sixth grade types were playing a few holes behind our foursome."

Fifth/sixth grade types? What's a sixth grade type??
Ask BRM. He loves sixth grade types.

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Post by Saint » Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:52 am

Money for nothing for Buzz

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:31 pm

Coby White declared for the Draft...

https://goheels.com/news/2019/4/3/mens- ... draft.aspx

...such a good dude.

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Post by Saint » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:47 pm

Not surprising. Didn't see this coming 5 months ago or even in January but it's the right thing for him to do. Staying in school is probably not going to improve his draft stock if he's top 10 now.

Just texted him but he's probably got his phone off. Then again, he probably still remembers the first question of the first interview I did with him when he was in 10th grade and I called him, "Cody," before quickly correcting myself. It was too late. I could see the hurt in his eyes and I knew that one day, he would make me pay.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:08 pm

Still have my copy of this SI......
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:26 pm

I was 10. Ya gotta do better than that

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