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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Saint » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:24 am

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Worst. Burglar. Ever. Lets terrified chick get away by climbing onto the roof then gets photographed by AP trying to go after her.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:43 pm

I just got a text with this pic (and others) attached to it. Turns out my best friend, who is a producer in LA, knows her. She used to be the assistant of a director named Salim Akil that he and his wife worked with. It's crazy because this is in the not-so-early morning and dude was definitely not a burgular, unless you're talking about his desire to take virtue.
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Post by Saint » Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:59 pm

well, he is actually a homeless whacko. my buddy, also a producer, lives in Venice. I wonder if that's near his house.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:13 pm

If so, tell him to buy better doors for his place.
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Post by hedge » Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:19 pm

Who is your producer buddy in Venice?
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by crashcourse » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:12 am

my kid lives in venice

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Post by hedge » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:18 pm

World's largest barbecue...
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Post by eCat » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:58 am

in July I will have a suite at the Wyndham resort in Fort Lauderdale for a work function.

This is one of those marriage fine line moments where I fucked up. This is usually one of those week long drunkathon's we've been doing for the last few years - the kind where you get up at 7am and don't return back to your room until 3am every night (its also an endurance test).

Anyways, logistically I figured it would be almost impossible for us to deal with the kids and arrange for my wife to be there so I invited her ultimately thinking I'd look like a good guy for inviting her but knowing all the time it would never happen. This was back in early September

welp...I was wrong on that one. Not only did she figure out a way to make it happen, she invited her sister to be there. OK, whatever - I informed her that I would not be in the hotel room, I cannot have dinner or go out with her as its my job to host employees at parties afterwards, etc . You can go but I'll see you when I drop you off and when its time to leave.

Now last night she went out to some mexican joint with her co workers, got hammered on margarita's and informed me in her drunken stupor when she got home that she had also invited two of her co-workers. Pretty cliche' - get hammered with friends and decide "WE ARE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP TO FLORIDA!!!!"

That's 4 women in a two bedroom suite plus me- and I bet I don't get laid once the entire week.

also, this may have been the first time I had sex with my wife where she was drunk and I was completely sober. It was long , annoying and generally unpleasant. Between giggle fits and ordering me around like a house boy, I was counting the moments until I could get back to watching the Packers/Vikings. Drunk sex doesn't work unless both of you are shitfaced.
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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:46 am

Your last sentence - Yup.
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Bklyn » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:50 am

eCat wrote:Drunk sex doesn't work unless at least you are shitfaced.
fyp
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Post by eCat » Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:13 pm

this is true

apparently I lack to motor skills to differentiate between soft fondling and "YOU'RE RIPPING MY BOOB OFF" when I am drunk
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:17 pm

It had to be pretty bad if getting back to that game was an attractive option. When I flipped on to it last night, it was early in the 3rd quarter and the Packers had just scored a TD to go up 35-0...
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Post by eCat » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:23 pm

I'm playing IB this week and he has eddie lacy and jordy nelson

I haven't played a player yet and I've already lost
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:34 pm

Sounds like you lost out on a fun vacation too.

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Post by hedge » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:36 pm

This whole thing seems way over the line to me. I can understand a spouse coming, and maybe even being included in some of the festivities, but no way should you invite a friend to business trip, much less three. Why don't you tell them you'll pay for a hotel for them somewhere else (like in another state)?
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Post by eCat » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:11 pm

I'm sure we'll talk about it tonight.

Last night she was in no condition to have a coherent discussion
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:12 pm

My guess is that when your wife and her friends sober up and think about it, they will rescind the plan. Ladies like to have drunken vacations together, but not with one of the friend's husband there to witness the embarrassments.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Oct 03, 2014 5:01 pm

good point
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri Oct 03, 2014 5:16 pm

eCat wrote:I'm playing IB this week and he has eddie lacy and jordy nelson

I haven't played a player yet and I've already lost
I haven't even logged into the site yet to check my team
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