The Goat Pen

Hack, as you strolled the quaint streets of Europe, strolling the ancient cobblestone streets, dining alfresco at the picturesque outdoor cafes, remember: this is what Obama is turning America into.

I fear the patriotic peasants among us, who are dwindling in numbers I'm afraid, will riot soon. Those on the left coast won't have to worry about such things since they are diehard communists.

Good thing is Obama will [probably] lose the general election. The bad thing is I'm not all that happy with Romney, the likely Rebublican nominee. The good news is the Obama HealthScare plan is going down.

Professor Tiger wrote:Hack, as you strolled the quaint streets of Europe, strolling the ancient cobblestone streets, dining alfresco at the picturesque outdoor cafes, remember: this is what Obama is turning America into.

Oh, look...Prof thinks he made a funny.

That'll never happen. Those fuckers don't eat BBQ!

The Left wants to outlaw BBQ for several reasons:

1.) BBQ comes from farm animals which fart a lot and contribute to global warming.
2.) BBQ comes from meat, which offends vegetarians, which are mostly liberal.
3.) A lot of BBQ contains pork, which offends Muslims. And Islam is the only religion that liberals zealously support.
4.) A lot of people enjoy BBQ, and a high percentage of them are Southerners and conservatives. That reason alone makes liberals want to ban BBQ.

5) Prof is a moron who is allergic to BBQ

Professor Tiger wrote:The Left wants to outlaw BBQ for several reasons:

1.) BBQ comes from farm animals which fart a lot and contribute to global warming.
2.) BBQ comes from meat, which offends vegetarians, which are mostly liberal.
3.) A lot of BBQ contains pork, which offends Muslims. And Islam is the only religion that liberals zealously support.
4.) A lot of people enjoy BBQ, and a high percentage of them are Southerners and conservatives. That reason alone makes liberals want to ban BBQ.

You have never been to a Democratic Party even in North Carolina, have you? Hell, one of the biggest and most influential Democrats in Eastern North Carolina is Wilber Shirley, the owner of Wilber's Barbecue.

As long as he is a big donor, they'll leave him alone. But he'd better hang around NC. If he ventures off to San Francisco or the Upper East side, his life might me in danger.

And I hope he isn't responsible for that vinegar-based stuff.

Professor Tiger wrote:As long as he is a big donor, they'll leave him alone. But he'd better hang around NC. If he ventures off to San Francisco or the Upper East side, his life might me in danger.

And I hope he isn't responsible for that vinegar-based stuff.

Fuck you, you apostate priest. ::sends nickle to AA:: Vinegar-Based, Pulled-Pork Barbecue is manna from heaven.

.... till you actually taste real barbeque....

... which, contratry to what Doc Von Nostron says, doesn't actually exists at the little slice of heaven referred to as la Golden Corral ....


Hi Doc!!

So has anyone heard anything interesting out of spring training? Perhaps our shower training has finally paid off? I'd hate to head into the upcomming season thinking nothing has improved.

Unlike several programs in the SEC...and they know who they are

..we are squeaky clean.


Also, we've found a run game to go with our nation's best air attack. 14-0, baby!

Spring has sprung ... hope springs eternal... spring forward

fall back (uh oh)

shaddup

Fuck you, you apostate priest. ::sends nickle to AA::

Heh. That's the best AA imitation I've seen yet. You can also throw some other AA classic adjectives in like "mouth-breathing" and "knuckle dragging" and "moron" and "cum gobbling" and "classless" too. But you're off to an excellent start. Well done.

Orangefreak wrote:So has anyone heard anything interesting out of spring training? Perhaps our shower training has finally paid off? I'd hate to head into the upcomming season thinking nothing has improved.

Id hate to think you will still be here next season but I know you will be. Can I laugh at you now or should I wait awhile?

Dooley had the most infamous showering lessons in CFB until the Sandusky story broke.

hehehe

That just ain't right.