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Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:27 pm

Hack, as you strolled the quaint streets of Europe, strolling the ancient cobblestone streets, dining alfresco at the picturesque outdoor cafes, remember: this is what Obama is turning America into.

Orangefreak · Post by **Orangefreak** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:38 am

I fear the patriotic peasants among us, who are dwindling in numbers I'm afraid, will riot soon. Those on the left coast won't have to worry about such things since they are diehard communists.

Good thing is Obama will [probably] lose the general election. The bad thing is I'm not all that happy with Romney, the likely Rebublican nominee. The good news is the Obama HealthScare plan is going down.

Hacksaw · Post by **Hacksaw** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:31 am

Professor Tiger wrote:Hack, as you strolled the quaint streets of Europe, strolling the ancient cobblestone streets, dining alfresco at the picturesque outdoor cafes, remember: this is what Obama is turning America into.

Oh, look...Prof thinks he made a funny.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:52 am

That'll never happen. Those fuckers don't eat BBQ!

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:26 pm

The Left wants to outlaw BBQ for several reasons:

1.) BBQ comes from farm animals which fart a lot and contribute to global warming.
2.) BBQ comes from meat, which offends vegetarians, which are mostly liberal.
3.) A lot of BBQ contains pork, which offends Muslims. And Islam is the only religion that liberals zealously support.
4.) A lot of people enjoy BBQ, and a high percentage of them are Southerners and conservatives. That reason alone makes liberals want to ban BBQ.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:00 pm

5) Prof is a moron who is allergic to BBQ

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:36 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:The Left wants to outlaw BBQ for several reasons:

1.) BBQ comes from farm animals which fart a lot and contribute to global warming.
2.) BBQ comes from meat, which offends vegetarians, which are mostly liberal.
3.) A lot of BBQ contains pork, which offends Muslims. And Islam is the only religion that liberals zealously support.
4.) A lot of people enjoy BBQ, and a high percentage of them are Southerners and conservatives. That reason alone makes liberals want to ban BBQ.

You have never been to a Democratic Party even in North Carolina, have you? Hell, one of the biggest and most influential Democrats in Eastern North Carolina is Wilber Shirley, the owner of Wilber's Barbecue.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:44 pm

As long as he is a big donor, they'll leave him alone. But he'd better hang around NC. If he ventures off to San Francisco or the Upper East side, his life might me in danger.

And I hope he isn't responsible for that vinegar-based stuff.

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:05 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:As long as he is a big donor, they'll leave him alone. But he'd better hang around NC. If he ventures off to San Francisco or the Upper East side, his life might me in danger.

And I hope he isn't responsible for that vinegar-based stuff.

Fuck you, you apostate priest. ::sends nickle to AA:: Vinegar-Based, Pulled-Pork Barbecue is manna from heaven.

dave_rickart · Post by **dave_rickart** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:58 am

.... till you actually taste real barbeque....

Orangefreak · Post by **Orangefreak** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:46 pm

... which, contratry to what Doc Von Nostron says, doesn't actually exists at the little slice of heaven referred to as la Golden Corral ....

Hi Doc!!

Orangefreak · Post by **Orangefreak** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:47 pm

So has anyone heard anything interesting out of spring training? Perhaps our shower training has finally paid off? I'd hate to head into the upcomming season thinking nothing has improved.

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:58 pm

Unlike several programs in the SEC...and they know who they are

..we are squeaky clean.

Also, we've found a run game to go with our nation's best air attack. 14-0, baby!

bluetick · Post by **bluetick** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:02 pm

Spring has sprung ... hope springs eternal... spring forward

fall back (uh oh)

THE_WIZARD_ · Post by **THE_WIZARD_** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:38 pm

shaddup

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:47 pm

Fuck you, you apostate priest. ::sends nickle to AA::

Heh. That's the best AA imitation I've seen yet. You can also throw some other AA classic adjectives in like "mouth-breathing" and "knuckle dragging" and "moron" and "cum gobbling" and "classless" too. But you're off to an excellent start. Well done.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:10 pm

Orangefreak wrote:So has anyone heard anything interesting out of spring training? Perhaps our shower training has finally paid off? I'd hate to head into the upcomming season thinking nothing has improved.

Id hate to think you will still be here next season but I know you will be. Can I laugh at you now or should I wait awhile?

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:03 pm

Dooley had the most infamous showering lessons in CFB until the Sandusky story broke.

Orangefreak · Post by **Orangefreak** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:06 pm

hehehe

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:21 pm

That just ain't right.

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