Alabama Crimson Tide

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:29 am

disrespectful of Alabama football would be blasphemy anyway... he'd probably just suggest you make peace with whatever God you choose, and challenge you to internet Chess at dawn.

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:51 am

GBJs wrote:disrespectful of Alabama football would be blasphemy anyway... he'd probably just suggest you make peace with whatever God you choose, and challenge you to internet Chess at dawn.

Nah. It'll be more like

Take prof, for example. He's a classic example. A bad, classless fan who throws rumor around like it's fact. Remember Dre's Charger? Lmao! He's ran with every message board rumor like a special olympics kid with a plastic baton.

He's the worst of the worst: a bad fan and a worse person.

GBJs · Post by **GBJs** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:05 pm

Far too many words for AA when someone has been disrespectful to Alabama football.... when that occurs, he is straight forward and quick to let you know you've exceeded your limits, and the limits of his good patience.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:43 pm

Sorry guys but AA is gone. At least he left with head held high unlike the day Talent left us with his head between his nuts. Here's a toast to AA. Miss ya you crazy Irish fuck.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:24 am

Why couldn't it have been you?

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:46 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Sorry guys but AA is gone. At least he left with head held high unlike the day Talent left us with his head between his nuts. Here's a toast to AA. Miss ya you crazy Irish fuck.

Did he post a farewell elegy on some other thread?

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:34 pm

University of Alabama fan and tree poisoner's latest facebook post:

https://www.facebook.com/perma...p;id=1239559868

Harvey Updyke
23 hours ago near Hammond, LA ·

Lee Co. Alabama cant do ***** to me because I,m never going back to
jail. I,m a new Man. ROLL TIDE ROLL!

and his throng of admirers:

77 Shares
107 people like this.

Red Bammer Forever Wilson RTR!!!! 23 hours ago via mobile

Brian Hamilton ROLL DAMN TIDE 23 hours ago via mobile

Keith Beasley RTR my man!!! 23 hours ago via mobile

Randall Gulley Lololol. RTR!! 23 hours ago via mobile

Donna Salvage Childers Roll Tide Harvey Updyke 23 hours ago

Bobby Moll RTR.....RTR!! 23 hours ago via mobile

Joey Bailey what do u think about the cow college? 23 hours ago

Boyd Clark Welcome back. Roll tide 23 hours ago via mobile

Chris Price Roll Tide stay out of awburn Harvey! 23 hours ago via mobile

Robert Mallory you go harvey 23 hours ago via mobile

Wayne Riley ROLL TIDE ROLL Harvey 23 hours ago

Barry Crowell Auburn ain't ****! 23 hours ago via mobile ·

Wes Vance I like your handlebar stache, Harvey. 23 hours ago via mobile

Jay Little Roll damn tide 23 hours ago via mobile

I hope Harvey enjoys his complimentary box seats at BDS in the fall.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:55 pm

STOP POSTING MY REAL NAME!!!!

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:34 pm

Rat, do you have a kid legally named "Bear Bryant," and another kid named "Roll Tide"?

If not, you are merely one of millions of Updyke admirers dressed in Crimson polyester leisure suits.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:23 pm

Probably.

gule · Post by **gule** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:20 am

AA is out looking for Alabama's only unbeaten coach, Mike Price to autograph his jersey...

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:06 pm

What's the current Las Vegas over/under on AA coming back?

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:46 pm

Scott Moore, the Alabama grad and sports radio talker, who claimed to have "secret tapes" incriminating Cam Newton, and was fired when he didn't have any such tapes...

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011 ... f_the.html

Now arrested for non-support:

http://etowahcountymugshots.blogspot.co ... moore.html

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:35 pm

So, a story on a lowrent Huntsville sports-talk guy who lost his job in March of 2011. 2 0 1 1 ! And another link to some Etowah County site (lmao) describing how he was recently picked up on a support warrant? And this is news? News that you felt a need to post here?

Yes, you and your ilk are the littlest of the little brothers. Tiny, petulant children with bulbous heads and stains on your shirts that poorly cover hearts blackened by a ridiculous sibling jealousy. Now, go wash your hands. It's almost supper time.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:53 pm

IT'S ALIVE!!!!

gule · Post by **gule** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:32 am

you call being Alabaman living?

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:03 pm

See, Rat? I told you I could lure AA back by the mere expression of the slightest hint of non-man love for his beloved Crimson Tide.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:37 pm

You did not lure me back. I have been busy, and had some travelling to do. Upon my return, I find that you posted a 2+ year-old link to a C-List Hunstville radio guy getting the axe and the follow up link to his recent FTPS charge ...on this thread - if there were any semblance of relevance to the previous or upcoming season, or any general newsworthiness whatsoever, I would have simply moved on. But since I could not visually show you the eyeroll it induced, I posted a brief sentence or two to convey my reaction.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:56 pm

Professor Tiger · Post by **Professor Tiger** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:04 am

AlabamAlum wrote:You did not lure me back. I have been busy, and had some travelling to do. Upon my return, I find that you posted a 2+ year-old link to a C-List Hunstville radio guy getting the axe and the follow up link to his recent FTPS charge ...on this thread - if there were any semblance of relevance to the previous or upcoming season, or any general newsworthiness whatsoever, I would have simply moved on. But since I could not visually show you the eyeroll it induced, I posted a brief sentence or two to convey my reaction.

Rat already had a funeral for you and everything. I didn't buy it, though.

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