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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:30 pm

Based on the earlier stories...nahhhhh.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:45 pm

the whole dynamic is messed up

for example I don't think I'll ever be ok with her going over there to see them now and me not be there.
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Post by Saint » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:20 pm

But just to be clear, you'd be good with the other wife visiting your house by herself.

My only advice would be to make sure that any 3-some, no matter who is in it, never becomes a 4-some.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:34 pm

Saint wrote:But just to be clear, you'd be good with the other wife visiting your house by herself.

My only advice would be to make sure that any 3-some, no matter who is in it, never becomes a 4-some.
I can't help but think of this craigslist ad

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cas/5955328090.html
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:00 am

I could smell her through the photo.
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Post by sardis » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:19 pm

The gentlemen's sport of hockey whereas your opponent expresses concern after he takes you out.

https://youtu.be/TjWwwT7BpvU

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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:50 pm

hitting his head on the ice hurt worse than the punch I bet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:23 am

I took my nephew to this in the late 80's.

I didn't even consider doing it with my kids.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/nat ... CFGIGcXFK/
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Post by Saint » Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:39 pm

There was some circus run by a pair of Mexican brothers here several years ago at the county fairgrounds. the main trapeze chick was kind of hot but cross-eyed and her grandmother, the ringleader, looked like a mean alcoholic aging circus queen. They had several animals including a small black bear that reeked of shit when they brought him into the room, causing several black women around us to belt out in unison: "Aw, hell, naw! Dat bear stank!"

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Post by hedge » Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:36 pm

Maybe Trump will come in and save all the circuses from closing by agreeing to appear in a clown suit. That should bring in the crowds...
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Saint wrote:There was some circus run by a pair of Mexican brothers here several years ago at the county fairgrounds. the main trapeze chick was kind of hot but cross-eyed and her grandmother, the ringleader, looked like a mean alcoholic aging circus queen. They had several animals including a small black bear that reeked of shit when they brought him into the room, causing several black women around us to belt out in unison: "Aw, hell, naw! Dat bear stank!"
I do feel sorry for those animals
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:26 pm

I felt sorry for the humans in that circus, too. There was also a giant, ie, some poor hunchbacked soul suffering from a glandular condition, they made dress up like a genie.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:06 pm

The humans had a choice.
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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:11 am

Theoretically...
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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:13 am

"I felt sorry for the humans in that circus, too."

I hope you are including the humans patrons in that calculation...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:38 pm

"What did you do today?"

"I changed a light bulb."

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Post by Saint » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:08 pm

He had to climb that thing with that annoying drone flitting around him. Why not just create a robot that will do that job so the guy can hang out on the couch, drink beer and watch the game?

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:24 pm

Those videos give me the willies in my special place.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:05 pm

Get your hands out of your pants.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:38 pm

Heh
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