Ostensibly Hoops

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:32 am

Again I axe: What was the story about AA going to Starbuck's and announcing himself as Ishmael?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:23 am

Not much to it. I didn't call their large a venti and gave them grief about them correcting me on "proper" terminology. Then they asked for my name to write on my cup and I was the only one in there. Again, I gave them grief and pulled the 'call me Ishmael' line out (which they didn't get).

I started coming up with various Starbuck names when I went. I am now 'Antonio Banderas'.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:35 am

Texas was up by 18 on NC State with 11 minutes left and lost the game. Luckily no one here saw it because nobody gets the Longhorn Network.

Dave23 · Post by **Dave23** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:51 am

The only name I ever use at Starbuck's, or in a restaurant, is Dees. Phil Dees.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:11 pm

I just did it and it works

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AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:53 pm

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BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:02 pm

But alas...the cheesecake was not......

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:29 pm

"I didn't call their large a venti and gave them grief about them correcting me on "proper" terminology. Then they asked for my name to write on my cup and I was the only one in there. Again, I gave them grief and pulled the 'call me Ishmael' line out (which they didn't get)."

After you told the barrista to call you Ishmael, did she say "Stop being a Dick"? That would've been funny...

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:46 pm

This is Starbucks your talking about here, though. That type of banter you'll only get on edgy sitcoms that critics love but never really catch on with the public.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm

AA offered edgy banter...

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:03 pm

I offered sass.

The temerity of some coffee pourer to correct a paying customer.

"Give me a large latte."

"Do you mean the venti?"

"is the venti your largest size?"

"Yes"

"Then I mean what I said originally. Apparently I communicated in a fashion sufficient to perfectly convey my order to you, but in some fit of misguided brand pedantry, you've seen fit to correct and put your customer on the defensive."

[blank stare then]....what is your name?

"Why do you need my name?"

"To get the right order to the right customer." [at this point I wish I had told her my word for me is not customer and came up with something as pretentious as 'venti' buti did not]

"But I'm the only customer in here."

[blank stare]

"Okay, call me Ishmael."

[scribbles 'ishmale' on cup]

AugustWest · Post by **AugustWest** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:18 pm

aTm wrote:Texas was up by 18 on NC State with 11 minutes left and lost the game. Luckily no one here saw it because nobody gets the Longhorn Network.

I watched part of the game on espn3. I'm not totally on the Gottfried bandwagon yet but we lose that game by 30 with any of our last three coaches.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:32 pm

I try to work the use of "pedant" or any of its derivations into my conversations as much as possible. Well done, sir.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:07 pm

That's a whale of a story, AA...

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:05 am

If you work at a place called 'Starbuck's', you need to recognize the most famous Melvillian of all time.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:31 am

I thought Starbuck's had to do with Bradshaw's ex, the skater.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:28 am

Read AAs story in Stewies voice from Family Guy.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:55 am

I often detour to starbucks to converse on the classics with the clerks

as far as the cup names go nothing is better then giving them Bartisms

Hugh Jass
Drew P Weiner
Jacques Strap
etc

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:49 am

Or Haywood Jiblome'...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:54 am

The Weari really lit it up for UCLA last night. Despite goldie's passionate defense of them as UNC's two greatest front court players ever, I'm glad they're gone...

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